Okay, I'm writing this because I don't really think Dess should be typing right now. I don't really even think she's capable of typing right now.

We just finished watching Orlando Bloom on the Ellen show, and she is fangirling in a way I have never seen her fangirl before.

She's pace-running around her room, hyperventilating slightly, and trying to say something.

She's got that wild fangirl look in her eyes...

Okay, now I'm getting something. She's saying "I saw...I saw..." and then giggling and returning to her fangirl pace.

Wait. Now her eyes have darkened. A lot. Now she's screaming "THAT LITTLE ***** DARED TO APPEAR I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD RUIN MY SHOW!!!"

And now she has collapsed on the floor and is sobbing.

Still sobbing.

Sobbing while muttering various curses.

Now back to regular sobbing.

Now it's fangirl sobbing, which is when she's overexcited, ready to murder someone, and has fallen into an endless pit of sadness at the same time.

Yeah.

The picture describes her so accurately it's kinda creepy.

Okay, now she just told me that she isn't afraid of heights anymore. I don't really believe her, but then again, fangirls like her can pretty much change the course of time...

Now she's screaming TAKE ME TO THE SUN!!! And then collapsing on the bed and sobbing again.