So TheWarlock2101 has informed me that they're selling something called Elf Grahams

WHAT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

THEY'RE KIDNAPPING ELVES AND TURNING THEM INTO FOOD FOR MORTAL PEASANTS TO EAT

AND WE THINK THAT THEY TOOK HALDIR'S BODY AND TURNED IT INTO ELF GRAHAMS

LIKE WHAT

WHAT DOES PJ THINK HE'S DOING?!?!?

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!!!

WE NEED TO PROTEST AGAINST THIS ELF TORTURE AND MURDER!!!!!

LIKE PEOPLE ARE EATING ELVES (in chocolate and vanilla flavors)

If they take me I hope I get made into the vanilla ones

^ a bit of a strange thought

But SERIOUSLY

WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO