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You know, if I'm here, wouldn't it make it a DESScussion?

*facepalm*

Anyways...

So, you're finally here.

How's the account going?

Good, good. It's like running a business...

I TOLD YOU

So, what's the book idea?

I was thinking something of a modern setting hobbit fanfic.

Oooooh me like!

So...I need some help with character setup.

Alright!

Okay, let's start with Thorin. I'm seeing him as the owner of a bank or something.

OOOH AND THE ARKENSTONE CAN BE THIS HUGE DIAMOND OR SOMETHING!

PERFECT!!! And then the bank gets robbed by the theif S. Maug, also known as Dragon, because he leaves destruction wherever he goes.

AND THE BANK IS CALLED THE BANK OF DURIN

And I'm sorry, but I can only see Elrond as a librarian.

YESSSSSSSSS PERFECT

okay I'm gonna put Arwen into this she's gonna be a singer

I think Bard would be like, the mayor or something.

Definitely. And I'm putting Vanadessë into this. She sings like her sister, but also writes a lot and loves reading.

:D

And Legolas absolutely HAS to be 16.

Arwen would be around... 14-15 or so. And the twins would probably be 17-18. They could be...hmm...

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COMEDIANS

YES YES YES PERFECT

Alright, so we still have Galadriel, Gandalf, Thranduil, Radagast,  Saraman, and the rest of the dwarves to do.

Poor Thrandy...A single father with a teenage son...Also, I'm putting Tauriel into this, just to make it interesting.

SHE'S LEGGI'S 15 YR OLD GIRLFRIEND BUT THEY BREAK UP

AND THEN VANADESSË HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON LEGOLAS

So...what would Galadriel be?

SHE'S THE PRESIDENT

YES ooh and Gandalf is this really smart old man

And Radagast is his completely crazy friend

And Fili and Kili are training to be future owners of the Bank of Durin

And the rest of the dwarves are kinda broke so Thorin took them under his wing

And Saruman will be Gandalf's best friend but they get on opposite sides of a political debate or something

SAURON IS RUNNING AGAINST GALADRIEL IN AN ELECTION AND SARUMAN TAKES HIS SIDE

I LOVE IT

So...we're done?

Wait... WE FORGOT BILBO

OMG WE DID

hmm...Bilbo can be the person that sells boy scout popcorn to the dwarves...

He sells it to the broke ones and they steal and eat it all...

AND THORIN DECIDES TO USE HIM TO GET INFORMATION FROM DRAGON BECAUSE HE'S JUST AN INNOCENT LOOKING LITTLE BOY

PERFECT!!!

YAY!!!

Okay I'm gonna publish this because we're probably forgetting something or someone and the readers can point it out

Welp, bye!!!

BYE MEEPLEEPERS!!! I'M LEAVING FOR A WEEK AND ERUVA'S IN CHARGE!!!