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*sobbing*

Oh jeez. What is is this time?

She went to see BOTFA.

Oh great.

Hey, check this out- *walks over to me* Hey, Dess!

*sniff* What?

Thorin.

WAAAAAAA *sobs even harder*

Aww, that was mean!

But funny. Ooh, I wanna try! *runs around, chanting* Fili, Kili, Fili, Kili, Fili, Kili...

*is sitting in a puddle of tears by now*

Stop it! There there, Dess. It's going to be alright.

NO IT'S NOT

THORIN THORIN FILI KILI AND DID I MENTION THORIN

*river of tears*

*drinks tears* I love the taste of sorrow!

Dess...

*ocean of tears*

Mmm...Keep it coming!

*whispers something in my ear*

*odd grin* Heh. Heheh.

MY BEAUTIFUL TEARS!!! WHAT DID YOU DO??!!??!!

UGH, YOU MADE HER SMILE!

Heheheheh. *suddenly stands up* HAHA! IN YOUR FACE!!!

Who is she talking to???

*skips around happily* La la la, ha ha ha, la la la, ha ha ha...

Is she...gloating???

Yep.

BUT I WANTED TO DRINK HER TEARS!!!

AND I WANTED TO SEE HER CRY SOME MORE!!! I WAS GOING TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE!!!

*does victory dance* Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, thaz roiit, wi gozta patrie!

What's with all the weird spellings?

If you were actually slightly educated, you'd know that she is speaking a form of fangirlish. Oh, and also- *shows me video clip*

*smiles like a lunatic*

*sees video clip* WAIT!!! DON'T SMILE!!! *jumps through phone* COME HERE MY PRECIOUS

O.O

O.O

O.O

...well then

Now, where was I? Oh yeah. LA LA LA, HA HA HA, LA LA LA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Heh.