Dess: Alright, as you know, this is my 100th chapter. To celebrate, I have brought my extended family and close friends!!! :D

Frodo: WHERE IS IT

Me: what?

Sam: He's been going a little crazy...he lost the Ring...

Me: Oh, well I TOTALLY DON'T have it...

Sam: *sceptical look*

Me: umm...*gives Sam potato*

Sam: YAY *runs off*

Frodo: *glare* Nasty elvses...

Me: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Arwen: Have you seen Aragorn?

Me: No...Have you seen Luna? She's looking for him.

Arwen: He's looking for Luna...

Jeff: WHY?!?!

Me: Because they're *whisper whisper whisper*

Jeff: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP. WHAT?!?!

Me: It's all in the eyes...

Canty: woah...

Sauron: Sup

Me: WHAT THE SAURON, SAURON

Frodo: HIIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU SAURON WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!

Sauron: YES MY FRODIE

Hermione: FRODIE?!?!

Sauron and Frodo: *ride off into the sunset*

Sam: WAIT FOR ME *runs after Sauron and Frodo*

Arwen: O_O K den...

Sarah: Hi...any idea where my sister went?

Me: Yeah...over there

Sarah: Thanks! :D

Èowyn: EVERYONE LISTEN UP

Everyone: *listens up*

Éowyn: To celebrate the 100th chapter in the sequel to Vana's strangely popular boredom book, I have organized some video clips. First off, we have Dess defending her first love.

In the video clip...

Me: Well, I do love someone...

Savanna: Who???

Me: (talking about the BOOK NOT THE MOVIE) Fishlegs...

Savanna: YOU LIKE FISHLEGS?!?!

Me: *blushes* What? He's cute...

Éowyn: Aww, how sweet...Just think, 4 years later, she's threatening to murder people in their sleep and claw them until they bleed if they insult Legolas...they grow up so fast :3

Me: True story.

Éowyn: Now it's time...DRINKING CONTEST!!! Today, it's DESS against...

Me: Please not Jeff please not Jeff please not Jeff please not Jeff please not Jeff please not Jeff please not Jeff

Éowyn: JEFF!!!

Me: NOOOOOOOO

Jeff: NOOOOOOOO

Later...

Jeff: *passed out*

Me: WEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIOOOOONS

Hermione: Who is this "we"?

Me: *hiss*

Hermione: 0_0 K den...

Me: hehehehehehehehe...

Ginny: Um... What's happening?

Éowyn: Oh no...the drink was SODA...

Me: OH MISTY EYE OF THE FIRE INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE COX SAID BUNDLE BUNDLE BUNDLE WHEN THE TUUUUULIIIUPS BLOOOOOOOM I'M A GOOFY GOOBER AND WE GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN THE CORKS CHIP THE GLASSES AND BREAK THE PLAAAAATES

Random group of dwarves: THAT'S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES!!!

Galadriel: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

Elrond: *starts beatboxing*

Ammie: PONY POWER

Terry: Dess?..

Me: Yes?

Terry: I've always loved you.

Me: *gasp* Really?

Terry: Dess...will you marry me?

Me: YES

Arwen: alright...blah blah blah blah vows DO YOU?!?!

Terry: I DO

Me: I DO

Arwen: blah blah blah YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!!

Me+Terry: *kiss*

Thranduil: I'M HERE *my parody of Royals starts playing*

Me: THAT'S MY PARODY

Thranduil: No, dear, I believe that it belongs to me.

Me: I WROTE IT

*Thrandy's elk runs in*

Me: SVENNIE!!! *runs up and hugs it*

Hermione: "Svennie"?

Me: I named it Sven :3 because Sven's my hero from Frozen, he's the only character NOT related to Let It Go!!! :D

Thrandy: THAT'S MY ELK

Me: YOU STOLE MY PARODY SO I STOLE YOUR ELK AND ALSO YOUR DRAGON BYE!!! *rides off on Sven into the sunset with Hans on my shoulder*

Arwen: LOL

Legolas: *magically appears out of nowhere* Hi!

Me: *rides back* LEGGI!!!

Me+Leggi: *do long dramatic kiss*

Everyone: Awwwww :3

Éowyn: TIME FOR ANOTHER VIDEO CLIP!!! :D Well, actually it's a voice recording... Oh well!

Me: *singing* Where are you now? Are you here or are you there...where are you now? I can't find you anywhere...

Me: Oh no...the time I tried to write a musical...

Me: and when I find you, I'm gonna RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT

Canty: well SOMEONE was a violent child!!!

Sue: Did you seriously try to record the background music and all the voices of every character by yourself?!?!

Me: I was 8, okay?!?!

Canty: A very violent 8-year old...

Jeff: Nothing's changed, really...

Éowyn: I'll be the judge of that.

Me: How?

Éowyn: Tauriel.

Me: THAT LITTLE FAME AND LEGGI STEALING ***** I WILL FIND HER AND RUN MY CLAWS DOWN HER ARM AND POUR IN BASILISK VENOM SO SHE WILL HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

Éowyn: Yep. Still violent.

Jeff: I like violence

Dwalin: WHERE'S MY BIRD

Me: SOMEONE TURN ON HAPPY

Happy: *turns on*

Elrond: *starts beatboxing again*

Lindir: SILENCE

Silence: You called

Lindir: DO YOU REALLY EXPECT TO TEAR RIVENDELL APART WITH THIS PARTY

Me: Well...

Lindir: ...WITHOUT INVITING ME?

Hermione: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

Lindir: *starts rapping epicly*

Thranduil: *starts chant* AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MIRKWOOD PARTY! AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MIRKWOOD PARTY!!!

Crowd: AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MIRKWOOD PARTY! AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MIRKWOOD PARTY!

Arwen: But we're in Rivendell:

Aragorn: NOOOOOO OOOOOONE TWERKS LIKE GASTON MAKES IT WORK LIKE GASTON NO ONE DROPS DOWN DAT BOOTY AND JERKS LIKE GASTON

Elladan: my hair is GREEN

Hermione: DESS DID IT

Me: HOLD UP NO IT WAS ELROHIR

Elrohir: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME?!?!

Me: Because you're always to blame.

Gaston: DID SOMEONE MENTION ME???

Crowd: *chants* TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK!  TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK! TWERK!

Gaston: *twerks wildly*

Crowd: *cheers*

Me, Hermione, Arwen: *traumatized*

Jeff: *joins Gaston*

Me, Hermione, Arwen: *scarred for life*

Jeff and Gaston: *belly dance WHILE twerking* (somehow...)

Me, Hermione, Arwen: *sign up for 2,000 years of therapy*

Jeff: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

Me: NO

Hermione: NO

Arwen: NO

Legolas: NO

Thranduil: NO

Éowyn: NO

Ginny: NO

Luna: NO

Aragorn: NO

Elrond: NO

Galadriel: NO

Faramir: NO

Frodo: NO

Sam: NO

Merry: NO

Pippin: NO

Sauron: NO

Gandalf: NO

Lindir: NO

Dwalin: NO

Thorin: NO

Fili: NO

Kili: NO

Gimli: NO

Gollum: We likes it!

Smaug: NO

Tauriel: NO

Random Nazgul: SCREEEEEEECH (Translation: NO)

Harry: NO

Ron: NO

Snape: NO

Canty: YES

Terry: NO

Sue: NO

Jelly: maybe

Eruva: NO

Sarah: NO

Pointless Squares: NO

Pointless Clocks: NO

Jeff: pfft. You wouldn't know talent if it slapped you in the face.

Everyone: *ignores Jeff*

Me: I HAVE AN IDEA

Everyone: What?

Me: EAT FRIED CHICKEN

Everyone: *eats fried chicken*

Random Frog: hi

Frog Fangirls: OMG A FROG LOOK AT ITS FROGGINESS OMG I CAN'T EVEN.

Shadowfax: hey what's up I can talk

Sarah: Sup

Shadowfax: Will you marry me?

Sarah: K *turns into a horse*

Shadowfax and Sarah: *run off into the sunset*

Me: Well, since everyone's running off into the sunset...

Me and Leggi: *ride off into the sunset*

Hermione and Ron: *ride off into the sunset*

Ginny and Harry: *ride off into the sunset*

Arwen and Aragorn: *ride off into the sunset*

Éowyn and Faramir: *ride off into the sunset*

Jeff and Canty/Jelly/Sue: *ride off into the sunset*

THE END