Dess:

What the heck, trumpets? What are you doing? What??

Oh, great, now I have to get up to go to the percussion section. Let's see how quickly I can set this all up.

I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU WITH MY STAND

Okay this is going well, let me air-stick my part

OH CRAP I DIDN'T MEAN TO PLAY THAT

Okay so I'll hold the hammer and the mallet in one hand and jump over here and play and then grab the other hammer

NO I MISSED IT CRAP

Now I have to pack all this up and go back

VIVA LA VIDA WHOOOOP

As the flutes start off with out of tune high notes

What the HECK FLUTES just LISTEN TO ME I KNOW THE RHYTHMS

I am correcting you and you STILL AREN'T PLAYING IT RIGHT

oh look there's that IDIOTIC TRUMPET AGAIN

I can't do anything with this band oh my gosh

Eruva:

Oh look, there goes Dess off to the percussion section

You go Dess
You nail those chords

Why does she keep playing random notes?

She looks flustered, I won't say anything

Come ON FIRST CLARINET YOU GOTTA PLAY

Oh she's back with the flutes

Clarinets should never play notes this high for this long

Am I the ONLY CLARINET WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS PART OF THE PIECE

HAS NO ONE EVER HEARD VIVA LA VIDA

Wait what's the rhythm here again

I'll get Dess to show me

Maybe she can reach our whole section

And maybe get them to ACTUALLY PLAY

I am so close to throwing my case at someone. LOOKING AT YOU, TRUMPET WHO KEEPS COMING IN EARLY