Dear platypuses,

I have left my books for a few days. I'm putting you all in charge. Feel free to write some chapters!

Oh, and the 50th chapter is next in ILP. Make it special!

And would you mind posting it on May 20? That's my 2-year anniversary of I Like Pie.

-Dess

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Summer: OH. EHM. GEEEEE!

Jake: What is it now?

Ambriel: I'm TRYING to sleep!

Kylo Ren: If we can not resist the call of the light, we are no better than moths

Jake: What? Kylo being emo? We've all seen that before.

Summer: No no no no, THIS! *pushes letter over*

Ambriel: Left books...in charge...50TH CHAPTER?

Summer: And WE get to write it!

Kylo Ren: whoooo. How exciting.

Ambriel: WE CAN DO THE PARTY LIKE WE PLANNED EARLIER!

Kylo Ren: Isn't this breaking the fourth wall? Or something? I mean, how are we supposed to write the book that we're IN?

Summer: Hush, sweet emo trash can child. Now, who's ready?

Ambriel: MEEEEEE!

Jake: I am!

Kylo Ren: sure why not

Summer: AMAZYNESS! Now, we're gonna need some help...

Ambriel: I have some ideas! KYLOOOOOO

Kylo Ren: -_-

A short while later...

Summer: Look who I brought to help!

Barry the beaver: Your kind stole my tail

Brenda the duck: And our beak

Barry: So WE MUST BE RELATED!!!

Brenda: COUSINSSSSS

Jake: I brought help too! *pushes a rock up to the front* This is my pet rock, Jake the Second.

Summer: ...but it's a rock...

Ambriel: It can't do anything...

Jake the Second: yo yo whaddup platypeeps

Jake: TOLD YOU SO!

Summer: ...okayyyyy. Ambriel, did you find any help?

Ambriel: The Winchesters refused to come. Something about "Dess being scared and not knowing how to write them."

Jake: Sounds like a hassle...hey, where's Kylo?

::BREAKING NEWS::

We interrupt this chapter to let Dess say...

I HAVE THE HIGHEST LANGUAGE ARTS GRADE IN THE SCHOOL!!!!

also I got my braces off.

Also, apparently I can function on 2 hours of sleep!

::NEWS OVER::

Kylo Ren: I brought...help

*army of stormtroopers marches in*

Jake: How did you get those?

Ambriel: *grins* I took him to his original dimension and stole them!

Summer: ...well, help is help, I suppose...

Barry the beaver: Well, let's get started!

Brenda the duck: I'll get food!

Jake: Jake the Second and I will get drinks.

Summer: Ambi, wanna go find decorations with me?

Ambriel: Sure!

Kylo Ren: I hate all of you

Stormtropers: LET'S ORGANIZE A KICK LINE

***a short while later***

Brenda and Barry: Look what we got! *dump bag with pie, potatoes, ramen noodles, berries, chocolate, and popcorn*

Summer: Trying to catch a wild Dess?

Brenda: That would be great!

Barry: And a few other people, too... *gins*

Summer: ...okay. Anyways, look at these! *blue, green, purple, and silver streamers fly everywhere*

Ambriel: And these! *identically colored balloons spill out of the hallway*

Summer: Jake, did you find anything?

Jake: No...but Jake the Second did! *rolls out 20 bottles of soda*

Summer: What about you, Kylo?

Kylo Ren: Make them stop...

Stormtroopers: *doing a kick line* WE'RE SINGING EVERY FALL OUT BOY SONG EVER.

Summer: ...have fun with that, I guess...but I have news!

Everyone: What?

Summer: Since this is also the 2-year anniversary of ILP, I brought some special guests!

Jeff: *slides in* Hello, everyone!

Canty: WORSHIP US.

Jelly: WE ARE THE SUPREME OVERLORDS!

Sue: And, we're the originals! Back when Dess was young and free... *sheds tear*

Ambriel: I didn't know lawnmowers could cry...

Sue: WE CAN. WE AREN'T EMOTIONLESS LIKE a CERTAIN pineapple I know...

Jeff: I am not emotionless! I feel love, and hatred, and happiness of ruling over all...

Canty: No one cares, Jeff.

Jeff: I CARE.

Canty: Good for you.

Brenda: WHOA...talking fruit!

Barry: Why does Jeff look like he's about to eat me?

Jeff: BECAUSE I AM! *jumps at Barry*

Summer: *smacks him with her tail* Not so fast, you emotionless evil piece of trash!

Kylo Ren: Did I hear my name?

Ambriel: Hush, Kylo. Go back to brooding at your stormtrooper tea party.

Kylo Ren: IT'S NOT A TEA PARTY!
..it's a themed lunch.

Stormtrooper #1: Kylooooo!

Stormtrooper #2: These cookies are amazing!

Jake: Thank you! Jake the Second made them.

Ambriel: Jake, you worry me.

Summer: Jake worries everyone. Anyways, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

***at the party***

Summer: *dancing around* THIS IS WIIIIILD

Ambriel: *stuffing her face with food* I know, right?

Jake: Jake the Second likes it, too.

Kylo Ren: I hate this. There are too many lights. Make it dark.

Stormtrooper #2: Kylooo! Want me to braid your hair?

Kylo Ren: I'm a platypus...so YES! *skips over*

Brenda: Barry, I have a confession...

Barry: What?

Brenda: ...I think you're cute.

Barry: BRENDA!

Brenda: What?

Barry: I've been wanting to say the same thing to you!

Brenda: Amazing! *kisses Barry*

Ambriel: Awwww. So cute.

Jake: I love you, Summer. *kisses Summer*

Kylo Ren: I LOVE YOU, DARKNESS

Jeff: I hate everyone.

Canty: I hate everyone too!

Jelly: I love donkeys. To eat.

Sue: I love chopping things up.

Jake: Shouldn't we be making speeches or something?

Summer: Um...

Ambriel: Uh...

Jeff: About me? Okay! *walks on stage*

Sue: I REFUSE! *chops up Jeff and Canty*

Canty: WHAT DID I DO

Sue: Everything. *chops up Jelly*

Kylo Ren: I'm not going up there.

Summer: Well, WHO IS?

Jake the Second: I got this. *hops on stage*

Ambriel: WHAT?

Summer: HOW?

Kylo Ren: IS THIS ANOTHER JEDI, I SWEAR

Jake: Told you so!

Jake the Second: Platypuses and Stormtroopers, fruits and lawnmower, we are gathered here today to celebrate not only the 50th chapter of I Like Platypuses...

Platypuses: *cheer*

Jake the Second: ...but also the birth of I Like Pie.

Jeff, Canty, Sue, and Jelly: *cheer*

Jake the Second: We have faced fun times, sad times, stressful times, exceptionally random times, and flat-out pure insanity. We have been with each other since the beginning, when Dess was nothing but an awkward little random potato, and we continue to be together now. Sure, we've lost a few along the way, but that's only made us stronger.

Summer: This...this is beautiful.

Ambriel: Yeah...I guess we kinda took him for GRANITE!

Summer: ...

Ambriel: He had a bit of a ROCKY start, but he got BOULDER!

Jake: ...

Ambriel: He-

Kylo Ren: One more rock pun and I'll stab you with my lightsaber.

Jake the Second: We've laughed. We've cried. We've formed a group with bonds that few could ever even hope to break. And to think that something that started out as a simple boredom book could blossom into this! And, without you all, none of this would have been possible. Because of you, we have a group. A home. A family. Thank you. *bows and walks off stage*

Ambriel: *tearing up*

Summer: THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD.

Jake: Good job, Jake the Second!

Kylo Ren: That was a good speech, I guess.

Stormtroopers: *in tears*

Sue: Well spoken, Jake the Second. Well spoken.

Jelly: Eh. I could do better.

Canty: I still hate everyone.

Jeff: Me too! Hey, who wants to go on a murder spree?

Summer: HOW ABOUT WE DON'T, and just party instead?

Everyone: YAAAAAAAY!

And the platypuses, fruit, Stormtroopers, and lawnmower partied all night long.

Dess: *sipping tea and reading chapter* *nods* Not bad.

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