Me: Hi everyone!

Jeff: Oh, it's you.

Canty: I WAS TRYING TO EAT JEFF ALIVE HERE

Jeff: WHAT?

Canty: ...you heard nothing

Me: ooooookayyy. Anyways, I have a very special announcement!

Jeff: Carrie wants to marry me?

Canty: Sue drowned?

Sue: I get to chop up everyone?

Me: No, nope, and wrong! It's a very special day...

Jeff: CHRISTMAS! Jingle bells, Dessy smells-

Me: No, no, not Christmas...

Canty: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Me: It's SOMEONE'S birthday...

Sue: Mine?

Jeff: Carrie's?

Canty: Kylo Ren's?

Me: NO! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'M 14!! (Or, 1,823)

Jeff: Ohhhhh.

Sue: that's nice

Canty: *throws a single piece of confetti*

FreezingPhoenixHP is a good person and remembered. (You did too, Eruva, but SET YOUR ACCOUNT UP ALREADY)

Anyways, just thought y'all would like to know. Also...

FREE VIRTUAL CUPCAKES FOR EVERYONE!!!