Clarinet squeaks are like the voice cracks of the band. (No offense to clarinet players) *runs away from an angry flock of Eruvas*

I feel like Sam Winchester and Faramir would get along really well.

Their mothers died when they were really young, they both had older brothers that were loyal to their fathers, said brothers were still really protective of them, they never quite got along with their fathers...

Also, sitcom idea:

No Hope for the Hobbits

After finally accepting the fact that internally, she is a hobbit, Dess goes to live in the Shire. Unfortunately for her (and everyone else), she didn't come alone...