One day, while Dess was off at band camp, Jeff and Enemies decided to take a vacation to a mysterious island...

Jeff: Wow, we're on a mysterious island!

Canty: Yeah, it says that in the intro!

Sue: And we've been here for two days already! We all know that!

Jeff: You people are rude.

Canty: But we're not people...

Jelly: Now, Jeff, just accept the fact that we're hopelessly lost, and we can start working to get out of here.

Jeff: We're not lost! This is a VACATION!

Sue: Our vacation was supposed to be in Canada.

Terry: Wait, I thought we were going to Europe!

Sue: No one cares about you, Terry.

Terry: ;-;

Sockmuffin: ugHHHHHHHHHH, who cares? I just want to go back home! *sighs* maybe I can host another game show...

Canty: Hey, look! There's someone who might be able to help us! *points to pineapple plant*

Sue: That thing won't help us!

Jeff: Yeah, everyone knows that pineapples can't talk. Are you insane?

Canty: ...you know what? I'm not even going to ask at this point.

Terry: (gravely) Wise choice, Canty. Wise choice.

Sue: Oh well, food! *chops up pineapple*

Jeff: YOU CHOPPED ME UP, YOU IDIOT

Sue: Whoops! *chops up other pineapple* There, dinner.

Canty: YAY *eats*

Sockmuffin: cool *eats*

Jelly: Well, it's no donkey, but it's better than nothing. *eats*

Jeff: I LOVE PINEAPPLE! *eats*

Terry: Um...isn't that cannibalism or something?

Jeff: haha yeah

Terry: *sighs and eats*

~Later~

Sockmuffin: mooooom, I'm bored

Canty: oh yeah I forgot I was your mom lol

Terry: IF I HAD HANDS, I'D THROW THEM UP IN EXASPERATION RIGHT NOW

Sue: Well, it's a good thing you don't have hands!

Jelly: But how do we point to things and pick up stuff if we don't have hands?

*everyone has a brief existential crisis*

Canty: Oh well.

Sockmuffin: I'M STILL BORED

Terry: Why don't you set up a fire? That way, we can be seen if we want to be rescued-

Sockmuffin: *perks up* FIRE?

Terry: Oh no...

Sockmuffin: *runs around lighting everything on fire* FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dess: *appears out of nowhere* NO MY LOVELY TREES *tries to put out fire*

Jeff: Aren't you scared of fire, Dess?

Dess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Terry: You know, I'm gonna have to agree with Dess on this one. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Terry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sockmuffin: FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jelly: CAN EVERYONE HOLD UP FOR HALF A SECOND?

Dess: *freezes*

Terry: *freezes*

Sockmuffin: *freezes*

Jeff: *hurriedly hides knife he was trying to kill Canty with and freezes*

Canty: *hides other knife she was trying to kill Jeff with and freezes*

Sue: *freezes*

Fire: *freezes*

Jelly: Thank you!

Dess: Were you going to say something?

Jelly: Nope! I just wanted a few moments of peace and quiet.

Random convenient helicopter: *flies over* Holy flipnuggets, what's going on here? *lands on island*

Terry: WE'RE SAVEDDDDD *jumps inside helicopter*

Helicopter guy: ...is that fire frozen in time?

Jelly: Yep! *jumps in helicopter*

Sockmuffin: *sighs* my precious fire... *jumps in helicopter*

Gollum, in a cave somewhere: *screams about nasty sockmuffinses stealing his lines*

Sue: I've always wasted to fly in a helicopter! *jumps in*

Canty: Well, I don't have anywhere else to be *jumps in*

Jeff: YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! *jumps in*

Helicopter: *flies off*

Dess: NOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! *looks at fire nervously*

Glittery Unismaug: Don't worry, Dess! *flies down*

Dess: Why, thank you! *jumps on*

And so Dess rode off into the sunset on her glittery Unismaug.

THE END

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A/N: Hi, meepleepers! Wow, who would have guesses that my summer would be just as busy as the school year? (Hint: Not me!)

However, school starts in two days for me (July 29, how rude), and I might be able to do some writing there. I am currently in the process of:

~More of Secrets

~Royal Rulebreakers

~roy•al•ty

~Warriors: A New Beginning

~The RWBY fanfic that I haven't named yet (any RWBY fans here?)

~The Queen, the Evil, and the Snake

~ILP

That's it for now, but if you'd like to see something else, let me know!

~Dess~