Jeff: *throws confetti* HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Dess: ...aren't you a little late for that?

Jeff: That's not the point. Anyways...

Canty: NUUUU JEFF WHAT ABOUT MY NEW YEAR'S KISS??

Jeff: Lol too bad

Canty: Well my resolution is to GET A BOYFRIEND WHO ACTUALLY APPRECIATES ME!!

Jeff: ...we were dating?

Dess: *phone rings* Oh, looks like I'm needed in another dimension. Bye! *yells into phone* SAVE MEEEEE

Jeff: Wanna hear my resolutions?

Canty: Not really...

Jeff: Well, I want to get Carrie to love me, ear more people, get a pet Nazgul, and become the ruler of the universe.

Jelly: Um, Jeff? Those seem kinda unrealistic.

Jeff: Your point being...

Canty: Jelly, do you know any reliable boyfriends that I can date?

Jelly: Ummm there was this donkey but I ate him

Canty: :(

Jeff: Hey, speaking of dating, has anyone seen Carrie?

Jelly: Yeah. She moved to Oklahoma to get away from you.

Jeff: WE'RE GOING TO OKLAHOMA! *zooms off on convenient rocket*

Canty: Alright, who's ready for the apocalypse?

Dess: *peeks around corner* Is he gone?

Canty: I hope so.

Dess: Good. *eats Jelly* oooh, strawberry!

Canty: YOU ATE JELLY WHAT THE PINEAPPLES

Dess: I'm sorry, I was hungry...

Canty: I don't even know how I put up with you any more

Jelly: *pops out from bush* Hi

Dess: Didn't I just eat you?

Jelly: Dess, you're the author of this book. You, of all people, should know that we never die.

Dess: True

Terry: GREAT, NOW I HAVE TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN *grumbles*

Canty: Lol