Dess: You know who we are,

Eruva: And you know what event this is!

Dess and Eruva: WHOOOOOO!

*insert music here* (Can we get some classic rock? Anyone?)

Dess: The waters are shining and clear, the water is perfect,

Eruva: And today, we-

Dess: It has that perfect feel to it, it's nice and refreshing,

Eruva: -today, we-

Dess: You could just jump right in-

Eruva: STOP TRYING TO SWIM IN THE OLYMPIC POOL!

Dess: *looks dejected*

Eruva: Today, we're hosting swimming!

Dess: On our first team, we have Éowyn from Middle-Earth, Jo from the Supernatural universe, Luna from Hogwarts, Weiss from Beacon, and Sue from I Like Pie.

Eruva: And on our second team, we have Aragorn from Middle-Earth, Dean from Supernatural, Draco from Hogwarts, Jaune from Beacon, and Terry from ILP!

Dess: And our first team is ready to dive in...

Eruva: AND THEY'RE OFF! Right from the start, it looks like Jo is surpassing everyone with the butterfly!

Dess: My nickname in kindergarten was Butterfly.

Eruva: NOW'S NOT THE TIME, DESS! Wait, how is Sue not electrocuting anyone?

Dess: *shrugs*

Eruva: Oh, and it looks like Éowyn is catching up!

Dess: And they're swimming back! We have Jo in the lead, Éowyn close behind, and Weiss in third, who is probably making the water very cold right now.

Eruva: And Sue is last. I wonder why.

Dess: Now, they're moving into the backstroke! Not Jo's strong point, apparently. I can totally relate.

Eruva: And it looks like Éowyn has taken the lead! And Luna's passed Weiss, and is well on her way to taking on Jo.

Dess: And Sue's still last. Figures.

Eruva: Oh, and Luna's catching up to Éowyn on the way back! Jo's been knocked down to fourth...Poor Jo...

Dess: Oh, but we've moved on to the breaststroke! Eruva, looks like you don't have to be disappointed, because Jo's back up to third!

Eruva: No, second! Oooh, she and Éowyn are neck and neck!

Dess: BUT LUNA'S COMING FROM BEHIND

Eruva: Please calm down.

Dess: AND JO FALLS BACK!

Eruva: *sighs* And now, freestyle-

Dess: AND LUNA IS GETTING SUPER CLOSE TOÉOWYN!

Eruva: Wait, what's Sue doing?

Dess: I can't believe it!

Eruva: She's passing Weiss!

Dess: And Jo!

Eruva: And Luna!

Dess: AndÉowyn!

Eruva: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SUE THE LAWNMOWER LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING FOR GOLD!

Dess: Just a few more feet to the wall...

Eruva: AND SUE WINS THE GOLD MEDAL!

Dess: WHO CARES ABOUT LOGIC?

Eruva: Wait, what's the ILP national anthem?

Dess: Well, the meepleepers have been pretty good at choosing music for the transitions. RUN FREE, MY MUSIC LOVING WAFFLES\

Random guy: *runs up and whispers to Eruva*

Eruva: WHAT???!??!!!

Dess: What?

Eruva: THEY WERE FILMING THE OTHER TEAM WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON

Dess: UGHHH- wait, who was doing the commentary?

*earlier*

Sockmuffin: My name is Sock! It rhymes with Spock! I should be with my team, but I'm not!

Neptune: ...shouldn't we be making actual comments about this?

Sockmuffin: Shut up, you're afraid of water

*present time*

Eruva: Well, looks like Draco won-

Dess: MY HEART

Eruva: -gold, Dean won-

Dess: MY HEART

Eruva: *sighs* silver, and Terry won bronze.

Dess: I'm Dess-

Eruva: And I'm Eruva!

Eruva and Dess: And this is the ILP Olympics!

*insert more music*

A/N: Event requests?

The real Olympic sport: Dess and Eruva trying to write all of this with barely any knowledge of athletic things.