Dess: Hello, Meepleepers! My name is Vanadessë Nenaranel,

Eruva: And I'm Eruva Aniron,

Dess and Eruva: And welcome to the first ILP Olympics!

Dess: As you can see, we were GOING to have a big opening ceremony...

Eruva: But then THIS happened.

*video shows*

Sockmuffin: *carrying touch* EHEHEHE FIIIIRE

Dess: SOCKMUFFIN! Legolas was going to carry that in!

Sockmuffin: FIIIIIRE *starts lighting everything on fire*

Eruva: MY BEAUTIFUL PROPS! *faints*

Dess: AH NO FIRE *faints*

Sockmuffin: GOLD MEDALS FOR MEEEEEE!

*video clip ends*

Dess: *shudders* So much fire... Anyways, we managed to-

Eruva: THEY *motions to the teams* managed to. WE were both unconscious.

Dess: -they managed to salvage enough of the arena to hold the parade!

*dramatic music plays*

Dess: And here we see the Middle-Earth team walking in!

Eruva: Aaand...it looks like Legolas and Thorin are fighting over who gets to be at the front.

Dess: *sighs* Anyways, behind them, we have Aragorn and Arwen! *grabs microphone* HIIIII SIS

Eruva: *slaps microphone away* And Éowyn is walking with them! She seems to be enjoying this crowd.

Dess: I'm really jealous of her dress.

Eruva: Dess, EVERYONE's jealous of the Middle-Earth dresses...

Dess: And it looks like following Middle-Earth, we have the Supernatural universe!

Eruva: With Sam and Dean at the front. Did we expect anything else?

Dess: Nope! And there's Cas, looking very confused. As usual.

Eruva: And- *gasps and grabs microphone* I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU FOR CROWLEY.

Dess: *gently pulls microphone away* And following them, we have Charlie, Jo, and- Ruby?

Eruva: I mean, Crowley's here...

Dess: You know what? I don't think I can even try at this point.

Eruva: Moving on to our next fandom, we have... HOGWARTS!

Dess: With the Golden Trio getting lots of attention from the crowds! *grabs mic* HIIIII SIS

Eruva: *throws mic out of a convenient window*

Dess: ...rude.

Eruva: Looks like Luna, Ginny, and Draco will be competing as well!

Dess: *pauses* Did we arrange fangirl security?

Eruva: I guess we'll find out by the number of people left tomorrow!

Dess: That's... pleasant?

Eruva: Yeah...oh, looks like the team from Remnant is walking in to change this subject!

Dess: We've got both RWBY and JNPR competing this year, which could either be amazing or could lead to absolute disaster.

Eruva: Speaking of disaster, here comes the ILP team:

Dess: The gang's all here: Jeff, Canty, Sue, Jelly, Terry, and Sockmuffin!

Eruva: This isn't good!

Dess: Not at all!

Dess and Eruva: *fake-smile at the camera for about 10 seconds*

Eruva: And that wraps it up, seeing as Sockmuffin scared off all the other teams!

Dess: *sighs* Well, we'll see you all for our first events tomorrow!

Dess and Eruva: Farewell, Meepleepers!

*insert music of your choice here*