Director: Today we will be sight-reading...

Me: Yay!

Director: ...Lord of the Rings

Me: *starts hyperventilating*

Me, as they hand out the parts: *internally screeching*

*plays almost flawlessly, as I've been playing this stuff for two years*

Band: What's this note

Band: How do you finger this

Band: What time change?

Band: Where are we

Band: What's a key signature

Band: All naturals? Let me CONTINUE TO PLAY FLATS

Band: Oh look, four flats, I'll play all naturals now

Band: *is off* *is in the wrong key*

Me: AAAAGGGHHHHHHH

Me and Eruva: *trying not to smash someone with a stand*