Italics: Me
Bold: Eruva

I mean, by all laws of science and common sense, neither of us should be alive right now. If this isn't fate, I-hey, do you small watermelon? I smell watermelon.

What? Dess, you don't even like watermelon...

I small watermelon! Sprinkletedski is making a return!

Dess, there isn't any watermelon.

Watermelonnnnnnn

...anyways

Oh, right. Fate and all that. Seriously, we should be dead. Like, very dead. I honestly don't know what happened.

Well maybe-

MAYBE WE ARE DEAD AND THIS IS JUST MY LIFE FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES

No, y-

Maybe I'm just imagining all this...

It is too early in the morning for an existential crisis

True...

...

...but I SMELL WATERMELON