I swear
I didn't mean it like omf
And yes dis is irl .3.
Also I'm doing this because I'm random
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Mom: *lying down on bed and doing stuff on phone*

Me: .3. owo *randomly crawls to her to go say hi XD*

Mom: *sees me by the side view of her eye and thinks I'm a ghost from a horror movie LEL*
*sCREAMS AND POSES IN A WEIRD WAY*

Me: wHAT HE- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA X'D

Mom: WHAT THE HELL-- EWE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT GHOST FROM A HORROR MOVIE

Me: I DIDNT MEAN IT OMFG X'DDD I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI

Mom: EWE THATS SO CREEPY--
ewe-- tsk-- next time.. Pls--
Don't say "Hi" that way... ewe

Me: *cURRENTLY DYING FROM LAUGHTER*
IM SORRY X'DDD
How come when I try to scare you
You never get scared
But I finally scared you tho on accident omf XD
(#truestory)

Mom: ehhhh... ewe basta just don't

Me: LELELEL-- XD