Being Perverted...

Whale

Dis chapter was made with perverted jokes

So

All the innocents mind out der might not understand .3.

(I think I've become perverted tho EWE)

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Kay: *looking at a random picture of Mr. Bean Mona Lisa on the wall LEL* .... .3. Hmmm-- I need inspiration--

Tyler: *sees her den snickers* heh--... owo

Kay: hmmm-- .3. *sTILL LOOKING AT THE MR. BEAN MONA LISA AND THINKING* ......
Dammit I'm bored... ewe

Tyler: *goes up to her den startles her* Hey Kay~... owo

Kay: *gETS STARLED* ...
GSUS-- what do you waaaaannnt ewe

Tyler: I found this math solution-- and I need help answering it-- *snickering and shows le math solution on a piece of paper*

Kay: .....I hate math..... (LEL)

Tyler: come onnnn-- ples-- .3. Just this once

Kay: why not Ethan-- ewe he's the smart-a here ewe

Tyler: ehhhh he's busy .3.-- pleeeeaaasseeeee

Kay: ......

Tyler: I promise after this I'll never bother you again...

Kay: .......

Tyler: pleeeeaaaseeeeee--? *does that kawaii puppy face LELEL* ;3;

Kay: ........
dAMMIT FINE JUST THIS ONCE--

Tyler: yayyy-- .3. *gives her de piece of paper*

Kay: *grunts and gets a random pencil out of no where LEL* hmmm--
So.... (8 x 8) - (14 + 3) + 22 = N-- hmmm...--

Tyler: *snickering* owo--...

Kay: hmmm-- so 8 times 8-- is 64-- and 14 plus 3 is 17-- hmmm...--

Tyler: almost there-- owo pft--

Kay: *solving on the piece of paper LEL* hmmm-- 64 minus 17-- is 47...

Tyler: *giving her a face* ....owowo--

Kay: 47 plus 22 is 9...6-- oh! So the answer is 69!

...

Wait...-- *notices his face*

Tyler: ......pFT--

Kay: ...

YOU FLIPPING-- *shoves paper onto his face LEL aND RUNS OFF*

ASDFGHJKL; KYLEEE SAVE MEE--

Tyler: what did I do...? XD LELEL--

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Kyle: *eating a BLT sandwich with mayo LEL* yum .3.

Tyler: *passes by him* sup Kyle..--

Kyle: oh hey Tyle .3.-- *has a bit of mayonnaise on mouth*

Tyler: *notices the mayonnaise on his mouth* you got a lil something there .3.

Kyle: eh...? Where...? .3. *touching face lelel*

Tyler: there .3. *shows him where by pointing to own mouth lel*

Kyle: ....eh? Oh..-- *licks it off* thanks .3.

Tyler: *suddenly imagines the mayo as something else #o and snickers* ......owo

Kyle: ...what's so funny?

Tyler: ....the mayo.... looks like-- pft...--

Kyle: ...

*tURNS GREEN* AW SICK-- *rUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND PUKES*

Tyler: PFT HAHAHAHA X'DD--

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Aura: *eating a donut LEL* .3.

Tyler: *slides beside her* wassup aur-- .3.

Aura: heyyyy--! .3. *continues eating donut*

Tyler: ...want a hot dog with that...? owo

Aura: ........? Wha?

Tyler: I meant do you wanna eat a hot dog with your donut...? owo OWO

Aura: .....uhM.... Okay....? But how will you eat it...? .3.

Tyler: here lemme show you how it's done... *rANDOMLY GETS A HOT DOG OUT OF NO WHERE AND GETS A DONUT and snickers* owowo--...

Aura: ..........?

Tyler: you take the hot dog and the donut annnnnddd-- *slowly puts them together* owowowo--

Aura: ...

*cOUGHS AND CHOKES ON DONUT* T-TYLER YOU FRUCKING-- *rUNS OFF AND TRUES TO FIND WATER*

Tyler: LELELELEL--

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Ethan: *taking a shower lelel*

Tyler: *waiting by the door cuz needs to wash face or idk LEL* come on dude--.. yOUVE BEEN THERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR--

Ethan: iM SORRY JUST WAIT K-- *shampooing hair lel*

Tyler: *groans and just leans by teh door* .....-- *suddenly thinks of an idea owo* Heh...--

Ethan: *washing body with soap .3. and humming lelel*

Tyler: *knocks on door* Hey Ethan--! owo

Ethan: what do you want now...-- I'm nearly done-- I think... *still soaping body*

Tyler: heh--... Don't drop the soap~ owo...--

Ethan: ....wHAT--? *sUDDENLY DROPS SOAP * .........--

Tyler: yOU CALLED? OWOWO--

Ethan: ........-- ASDFGHJKL; OKAY SCREW THIS *gets off the shower and puts towel on then unlocks teh bathroom and runs out X'DD*

Tyler: HAHAHAHA--- X'D works every time--

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Nathan: *reading a book about...buildings? LEL* h-hmmm... I-interesting--

Tyler: *slides beside him* yooooo wassup my bro .3.

Nathan: h-hey t-Tyler bro...-- *says while reading le book*

Tyler: .3.? What Cha reading there--?

Nathan: a-a book... I-it's about c-cool b-buildings, structures and y-yeah...-- *shows him le book*

Tyler: ....I didn't know you were into those kinds of topics.... Plus *yawns* that's boring...--

Nathan: e-eh I just thought I-it would b-be nice to get into s-some knowledge f-food for the b-brain f-for a while-- *continues reading le book*

Tyler: ...uh huh...-- well then..-- *gets out knife and sharpens it*

Nathan: I-it's amazing h-how ch-chemicals c-can create such s-solutions! L-like cement, g-granite being f-formed from u-underground, a-and more~!

Tyler: *unamused whatsoever lel and continues sharpening knife* ...uh huh... Wowwww--... That's awesome... Tell me about it....--

Nathan: w-with these s-simple yet f-fascinating solutions th-they b-become building materials f-for buildings..~!

Tyler: ....wooowww-- that's great ...like what ...? *says while sharpening knife still and yawns*

Nathan: l-like skyscrapers, m-museums, hotels-- u-uhM... b-buildings? (LEL), c-condominiums, resturaunts-

Tyler: Woah woah wait.... say that again? *snickering a bit*

Nathan: ......? U-uh.... Resturaunts...?

Tyler: no no no-- the one BEFORE that-- owo?

Nathan: o-oh...-- y-you mean C-Condominiums...?

Tyler: yeah...-- pft-- *snickering*

Nathan: .....? Wh-what's so funny a-about a c-condominium...?

Tyler: remove the "inium" in "condominium" owowowo--...

Nathan: ...r-remove the "Inium" i-in--

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*pushes his face away LELEL* e-ewww...!! ewe b-bro that's g-gross...--

Tyler: PFT HAHAHA X'DD--

Nathan: n-no wonder k-Kay hates y-you ewe...--

Tyler: Haha-- X'D power of being perverted owo

Nathan: *sighs* a-and now I s-start to wonder Wh-why on earth a-are you m-my brother--

Tyler: Your whalecum owo

Nathan: ....EWE

Tyler: LEL

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