Being Perverted...
Whale
Dis chapter was made with perverted jokes
So
All the innocents mind out der might not understand .3.
(I think I've become perverted tho EWE)
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Kay: *looking at a random picture of Mr. Bean Mona Lisa on the wall LEL* .... .3. Hmmm-- I need inspiration--
Tyler: *sees her den snickers* heh--... owo
Kay: hmmm-- .3. *sTILL LOOKING AT THE MR. BEAN MONA LISA AND THINKING* ......
Dammit I'm bored... ewe
Tyler: *goes up to her den startles her* Hey Kay~... owo
Kay: *gETS STARLED* ...
GSUS-- what do you waaaaannnt ewe
Tyler: I found this math solution-- and I need help answering it-- *snickering and shows le math solution on a piece of paper*
Kay: .....I hate math..... (LEL)
Tyler: come onnnn-- ples-- .3. Just this once
Kay: why not Ethan-- ewe he's the smart-a here ewe
Tyler: ehhhh he's busy .3.-- pleeeeaaasseeeee
Kay: ......
Tyler: I promise after this I'll never bother you again...
Kay: .......
Tyler: pleeeeaaaseeeeee--? *does that kawaii puppy face LELEL* ;3;
Kay: ........
dAMMIT FINE JUST THIS ONCE--
Tyler: yayyy-- .3. *gives her de piece of paper*
Kay: *grunts and gets a random pencil out of no where LEL* hmmm--
So.... (8 x 8) - (14 + 3) + 22 = N-- hmmm...--
Tyler: *snickering* owo--...
Kay: hmmm-- so 8 times 8-- is 64-- and 14 plus 3 is 17-- hmmm...--
Tyler: almost there-- owo pft--
Kay: *solving on the piece of paper LEL* hmmm-- 64 minus 17-- is 47...
Tyler: *giving her a face* ....owowo--
Kay: 47 plus 22 is 9...6-- oh! So the answer is 69!
...
Wait...-- *notices his face*
Tyler: ......pFT--
Kay: ...
YOU FLIPPING-- *shoves paper onto his face LEL aND RUNS OFF*
ASDFGHJKL; KYLEEE SAVE MEE--
Tyler: what did I do...? XD LELEL--
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Kyle: *eating a BLT sandwich with mayo LEL* yum .3.
Tyler: *passes by him* sup Kyle..--
Kyle: oh hey Tyle .3.-- *has a bit of mayonnaise on mouth*
Tyler: *notices the mayonnaise on his mouth* you got a lil something there .3.
Kyle: eh...? Where...? .3. *touching face lelel*
Tyler: there .3. *shows him where by pointing to own mouth lel*
Kyle: ....eh? Oh..-- *licks it off* thanks .3.
Tyler: *suddenly imagines the mayo as something else #o and snickers* ......owo
Kyle: ...what's so funny?
Tyler: ....the mayo.... looks like-- pft...--
Kyle: ...
*tURNS GREEN* AW SICK-- *rUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND PUKES*
Tyler: PFT HAHAHAHA X'DD--
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Aura: *eating a donut LEL* .3.
Tyler: *slides beside her* wassup aur-- .3.
Aura: heyyyy--! .3. *continues eating donut*
Tyler: ...want a hot dog with that...? owo
Aura: ........? Wha?
Tyler: I meant do you wanna eat a hot dog with your donut...? owo OWO
Aura: .....uhM.... Okay....? But how will you eat it...? .3.
Tyler: here lemme show you how it's done... *rANDOMLY GETS A HOT DOG OUT OF NO WHERE AND GETS A DONUT and snickers* owowo--...
Aura: ..........?
Tyler: you take the hot dog and the donut annnnnddd-- *slowly puts them together* owowowo--
Aura: ...
*cOUGHS AND CHOKES ON DONUT* T-TYLER YOU FRUCKING-- *rUNS OFF AND TRUES TO FIND WATER*
Tyler: LELELELEL--
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Ethan: *taking a shower lelel*
Tyler: *waiting by the door cuz needs to wash face or idk LEL* come on dude--.. yOUVE BEEN THERE FOR LIKE AN HOUR--
Ethan: iM SORRY JUST WAIT K-- *shampooing hair lel*
Tyler: *groans and just leans by teh door* .....-- *suddenly thinks of an idea owo* Heh...--
Ethan: *washing body with soap .3. and humming lelel*
Tyler: *knocks on door* Hey Ethan--! owo
Ethan: what do you want now...-- I'm nearly done-- I think... *still soaping body*
Tyler: heh--... Don't drop the soap~ owo...--
Ethan: ....wHAT--? *sUDDENLY DROPS SOAP * .........--
Tyler: yOU CALLED? OWOWO--
Ethan: ........-- ASDFGHJKL; OKAY SCREW THIS *gets off the shower and puts towel on then unlocks teh bathroom and runs out X'DD*
Tyler: HAHAHAHA--- X'D works every time--
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Nathan: *reading a book about...buildings? LEL* h-hmmm... I-interesting--
Tyler: *slides beside him* yooooo wassup my bro .3.
Nathan: h-hey t-Tyler bro...-- *says while reading le book*
Tyler: .3.? What Cha reading there--?
Nathan: a-a book... I-it's about c-cool b-buildings, structures and y-yeah...-- *shows him le book*
Tyler: ....I didn't know you were into those kinds of topics.... Plus *yawns* that's boring...--
Nathan: e-eh I just thought I-it would b-be nice to get into s-some knowledge f-food for the b-brain f-for a while-- *continues reading le book*
Tyler: ...uh huh...-- well then..-- *gets out knife and sharpens it*
Nathan: I-it's amazing h-how ch-chemicals c-can create such s-solutions! L-like cement, g-granite being f-formed from u-underground, a-and more~!
Tyler: *unamused whatsoever lel and continues sharpening knife* ...uh huh... Wowwww--... That's awesome... Tell me about it....--
Nathan: w-with these s-simple yet f-fascinating solutions th-they b-become building materials f-for buildings..~!
Tyler: ....wooowww-- that's great ...like what ...? *says while sharpening knife still and yawns*
Nathan: l-like skyscrapers, m-museums, hotels-- u-uhM... b-buildings? (LEL), c-condominiums, resturaunts-
Tyler: Woah woah wait.... say that again? *snickering a bit*
Nathan: ......? U-uh.... Resturaunts...?
Tyler: no no no-- the one BEFORE that-- owo?
Nathan: o-oh...-- y-you mean C-Condominiums...?
Tyler: yeah...-- pft-- *snickering*
Nathan: .....? Wh-what's so funny a-about a c-condominium...?
Tyler: remove the "inium" in "condominium" owowowo--...
Nathan: ...r-remove the "Inium" i-in--
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*pushes his face away LELEL* e-ewww...!! ewe b-bro that's g-gross...--
Tyler: PFT HAHAHA X'DD--
Nathan: n-no wonder k-Kay hates y-you ewe...--
Tyler: Haha-- X'D power of being perverted owo
Nathan: *sighs* a-and now I s-start to wonder Wh-why on earth a-are you m-my brother--
Tyler: Your whalecum owo
Nathan: ....EWE
Tyler: LEL
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