WARNING: sexual content (feel free to skip lol)

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Lucifer sat down on his bed as Alastor stepped through, he tilted his head in thought. The radio demon seemed slightly awkward as he looked around, seeing multiple ducks stacked on shelves and piled in corners.

The guy really did have an obsession . . .

"Excuse me," Lucifer said, clearing his throat, "are you just gonna stand there or are we gonna get this over with?"

Alastor flinched as he turned to the devil.

God his trousers felt way too tight-

He walked over to where Lucifer was sitting as the king stood, then, suddenly, grabbed his shoulders and pushed the radio demon down onto the bed. He looked Alastor right in the eye as the demon blinked, not used to not being in control, although right then he didn't really care so much. Hell, he kind of wanted the devil to take control here.

Lucifer crawled on top of the radio demon, pinning his arms above his head he let his instincts take over. The King of Hell snapped his fingers, and just like that they were both naked.

"You're absolutely sure you want to do this?" Lucifer asked, not wanting to force Alastor into anything, no matter how strong his desires were right then.

"Yes, now stop taking so fucking lon-" Alastor was cut off by Lucifer smashing their lips together hungrily. It had been so long since the last time he'd banged with someone, and fucking hell, did it feel good to let his tongue wander around Alastor's mouth, the radio demon's eyes closed as their tongues fought for domonance, and Lucifer moaned as Alastor bit down on his lower lip, the tangy taste of angel blood greeted Alastor's taste buds, and he hungrily kissed along Lucifer's jawline and neck, nipping lightly.

Lucifer gasped as the radio demon licked up the remaining blood on the king's neck, and Lucifer narrowed his eyes at the radio demon.

"Sit up," Luc painted, and Alastor obayed. Lucifer tangled his hands in the other demon's hair as Al's hands slid up his thighs and onto his hips.

"Suck, you little bitch." Lucifer ordered, and Alastor grinned up at him. 

"With pleasure~" the radio demon whispered, his tongue sliding out and licking the devil's tip.

Lucifer bit back a whine at the demon's teasing, he shot Alastor a dirty look, but the deer simply tilted his head, his tongue now swerling around the tip.

Lucifer bucked his hips forward impatiently, and Alastor let out a surprised gasp as he was forced to take in the king's full length.

Lucifer threw his head back as he moaned, and Alastor smirked at the sight of his king, the devil himself; his face coated in a golden blush and twisted in utter bliss.

"God fucking-mmmm~" Lucifer moaned out, his nails were digging into Alastor's scalp as the radio demon continued to suck.

Lucifer could already feel his orgasm approaching, and he held back, not wanting the sensation to end.

(Y'alls I'm in choir rn the sub's playing a bunch of just dance videos- my stage fright ass just can't get up there so I'm working on this lmao TwT)

Then, right before the king was about to let go, Alastor pulled away, and Lucifer whined.

"Oh you are so gonna regret that." The devil hissed, a glare twisting onto his face.

"Mmm, I don't think so~" Alastor smirked as Lucifer pushed the radio demon down against the bed, lining up their hips.

"You ever wonder what Heaven looks like? Because I'm about to make sure you see it~" the devil growled, before slamming their hips together, which earned him a rather loud gasp from Alastor.

Lucifer pulled out and pushed back into the demon with so much force Alastor felt pleasure wash over him like a tidal wave. He clawed at the king's back, Lucifer's wings were spread out, twitching and flapping as he thrusted, and his devil tail twisted around Alastor's leg, squeezing as the demon gasped and moaned, every little sound only made Lucifer thrust harder, although Alastor didn't complain, nor did he feel the need to. He didn't want Lucifer to stop.

The radio demon's hand wandered down to find the base of Lucifer's tail, grabbing it and holding onto it as the king thrusted. Lucifer let out a small squeak at Alastor's sudden touch, before he reached over and found the demon's fluffy tail.

The whine that burst from Alastor's throat made Lucifer chuckle softly, giving the tail a squeeze as the radio demon bit into the king's shoulder again.

Lucifer suddenly pulled away, then leaned down to whisperer softly in Alastor's ear.

"Get on your stomach~"

The radio demon obeyed, and he shivered as Lucifer got back into position behind him, placing his dark hands on Alastor's now naked waist.

Alastor's nails dug into the bed sheets as Lucifer pushed into him, both of them moaning as he did so. Lucifer's hands inched over to Alastor's, their fingers intertwining as the king thrusted.

"Ah~ ohhhh ffffff-ffuuuck Lucifer~ mmm~" Alastor nosed into the pillow, muffling the following moans and whines and other noises that erupted from the radio demon's mouth. Lucifer untangled one of his hands, pulling the pillow away so that he could hear the demon's cries.

"Nah ah ah, I wanna hear those lovely noises~ you be as loud as you want~" Lucifer whispered breathlessly in Alastor's ear, thrusting harder.

"Nnngh~" Alastor moans, and Lucifer grinned.

"Oooh, such a beautiful sound~" Lucifer said. "Care to make more~?"

Alastor moaned again as the devil peppered his neck with kisses and bites, each thrust seemed harder than the last, both of them were sweating, the room almost seemed to be boiling as they suddenly heard a knock on the bedroom door.

Both men froze-Lucifer looked over in panic, he'd stopped moving mid-thrust.

"Who is it?" He called, trying to sound relaxed, even though he could feel his orgasm approaching. Alastor was dead silent.

"Hey Dad, um, are you okay? I haven't seen you all day . . ." Charlie's voice came from behind the door. "Could I uh, could I come in and talk to you?"

The knob was already twisting, both demons panicked and shouted; "NO, CHARLIE NO!"

Silence.

". . . was that Alastor?" Charlie asks. "Wait-ARE YOU GUYS FINALLY GETTING ALONG? AHHH OKAY I'LL LEAVE YOU TO CHAT! BYE!"

Lucifer listened to his daughter's footsteps grow quiet, before Lucifer finally spoke.

"God she's so innocent."

"She really is . . ." Alastor agreed, and both of them were quiet for a while.

(My ten-year-old brother is right next to me-)

Then, out of the blue, Lucifer pushed into Alastor again, and the radio demon gasped.

"You could've warned me!" He said, sounding almost out of breath, but then moaned as the king continued.

"Yeah, but where's the fun in that~?" Lucifer teased as his lips met the radio demon's shoulder, biting down lightly.

"Mmm~ ngh, Lucifer~!" Alastor gasped as they both came.

"Ahh~ yes darling, sing for me~" the devil said, thrusting one last time before collapsing next to Alastor.

They laid there together for a moment, covered in sweat and panting, before Lucifer sat up stretching.

"Ah~ God I feel so much better now. Thank you, I guess." He looked down at the deer, who just turned away, before trying to sit up, but instead just laid down again.

"I don't think I'm gonna be able to walk after . . . that." He said, and the king chuckled.

"Well then I guess you'll just have to stay the night here~" Lucifer whispers, putting an arm over the demon's shoulders, pulling him closer.

Alastor responded by burying his face in Lucifer's neck, hugging the devil closer to him as he stroked the deer's ears, the radio demon soon falling asleep right there in his arms.

Lucifer felt a smile spread onto his face. "Awe~ how cute, the little deer so vulnerable? Adorable~"

The King of Hell closed his eyes, and the smile was still plastered on his face as he pulled the blanket over himself and Alastor, falling asleep soon after.

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