Adam shoved open the hotel doors, sighing in frustration. He had no idea where Cain was, and he felt pissed about it.

It took him a few moments to realize, as he walked into the lobby, that, sitting on one of the sofas as his ex wife came down the steps in tears, was Abel.

"Holy fuck-" he muttered, and his son looked up.

"Dad?" He whispered. "Y-you're here?"

Adam nodded as the two embraced, Eve looked up, seeing the happy look on her friend's face, and felt her heart shatter when she realized that she was going to have to tell him the truth.

"Adam," she said. Crack, went her heart, "you're back. Any luck with finding Cain?"

Adam shook his head. "Unfortunately no. God, Abel, what are you doing here?!"

"Well, um," Abel looked at his mother, and she sighed.

"Just tell him." Crack.

"Tell me what?" Adam asked.

"Um, so, turns out Emily's Lucifer's daughter. Lilith apparently never told him and gave her to Heaven. When she found out and told me, well . . ." Abel bit his lip. "Dad, please don't be mad but um, we're not biologically related."

Adam's eyes widened. "What are you talking about? Of course we are!"

Abel shook his head. "See, when Hell was first created Mom and Lucifer hooked up and-"

"WHAT?!" Adam exclaimed, shock overwhelming his senses. "What do you mean?! No, no!" He clutched his head, stumbling backwards.

"I'm sorry I never told you, Adam, but-"

Adam looked up at Eve with tears in his eyes, and her heart shattered.

"You lied to me?" He whispered, the look of utter betrayal on his face evident. "Why didn't you tell me the truth?!"

"I'm sorry-" Eve sobbed. "I just-you were so happy, and-"

"No." Adam said coldly. "I can't . . . look at you. Talk to you. I . . ." He let out a shaky breath. "I need to be alone."

He walked away, Abel was frowning.

"Dad, wait-"

"Just give me a minute." Adam said, pinching the bridge of his nose as he headed upstairs.

~~~

Lucifer was smiling softly as he traced circles on Alastor's back, thinking everything over and sighing as the sleeping demon's back rose and fell.

Eventually, he opened his eyes.

"Morning~" Lucifer smirked down at the redhead.

"Mmm, what time is it?" Alastor muttered.

Lucifer glanced at the clock. "Seven AM."

"Oh." The radio demon sat up, stretching. "Mmm~ shall we head downstairs for breakfast?"

Lucifer tilted his head, a playful smirk tugging the corners of his mouth upwards. "But wouldn't it be suspicious of us to go down together~?"

Alastor leaned in and kissed the small king. "Who cares?"

Lucifer grinned slyly, dragging a finger down the demon's chest. "Touche."

Alastor stood up, stretching once more as he picked up his shirt, along with the rest of his clothes that had been scattered around the room the night before. Lucifer watched, holding his head in his hands as he leaned forward on his elbows.

Alastor noticed this as he dropped the other day's outfit in a pile, he walked over and kneeled in front of the king, who wrapped his naked legs around his lover's waist.

(Get ready y'all)

"Like what you're seeing~?" Alastor asked.

Lucifer just smirked, glancing down, then back up at the radio demon's gaze. "Mmm, yes. Very much actually."

The radio demon pulled Lucifer into a gentle kiss, and the devil cupped the demon's face in his hands. They stayed like that for a while.

That is, until it was cut short by Angel Dust shoving the door open, typing something into his phone as he did.

"Hey, Charlie wants you down for breakfa-" the spider looked up as Lucifer brought out his wings instinctivly, covering both himself and his lover. 

"Angel!" Lucifer hissed as Alastor's ears flattened, he buried his face in the devil's stomach in utter embarrassment. "Ever heard of knocking?! GET THE FUCK OU-"

"I KNEW IT!" The spider interrupted, grinning. "I knew something was going on between you two! MY EARS WEREN'T FAILING ME LAST NIGHT! Damn y'all are loud. Charlie wants you down for breakfast. BYE."

The door shut, leaving Lucifer and Alastor left in utter silence.

"Fuck." Alastor muttered.

~~~

Charlie spooned a scoop of her ceriel into her mouth as she listened to Vaggie list some date ideas for Friday, when they'd planned to go out together.

"We could go out to this nice restaraunt down in the lust ring," Vaggie was saying as Angel walked in, a huge grin on his face. "What's got you in such a good mood?"

"Oh, nothing. Just that I WAS RIGHT!" Angel's grin widened. "They totally fucked last night."

"Ugh, do I even wanna know who you're talking about?" Vaggie said, a look of disgust crossing her face.

Angel grinned. "Lucifer and Alastor."

Charlie spat out her ceriel, choking and coughing as she tried to catch her breath.

"WHAT?!" Vaggie shrieked.

"Wait-THEY HOOKED UP?" Husk exclaimed.

"You owe me so much money!" Angel grinned at the cat.

"Awwwwwwwe fuck!" 

Charlie just stared at her ceriel, blinking.

"Honey, are you okay?" Vaggie asks.

"My dad and . . . Alastor?" Charlie muttered.

"Are you good?" Angel asked, suddenly feeling worried for the princess.

Then Charlie smiled, jumping up and hopping around the kitchen island. "THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!"

Vaggie blinked, then smiled lovingly. "Should've known that this was how you'd react."

Angel laughed. "This is Charlie we're talking about."

"I'm not shocked honestly." Husk said. "Shit I just lost a hundred bucks."

Angel snickered as Charlie jumped up and dn excitedly. Her father had FINALLY moved on!

Then Adam cam in, and Charlie knew immediately that by the sad expression on his face, he knew him and Abel weren't related.

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