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"EWWW! GO AWAY!!!!!" I yell at Juuzou. He looked at me like I was stupid then sat on my lap, anyways. I hug him then laugh as he says "Your mean! Yesterday you wouldn't stop~?!"

I cut him off by shoving my middle finger in his mouth. Touka stared then laughed. "It sounded like you had fun" Touka smiled at me. "Yeah! But this asshole didn't stop moving! So I raped him!" I pat his head. Juuzou pouted his lip out "I don't wanna see Mr. Shinohara!" I smile "Who said you did?" I ask. "Me..... He's my partner and today he said that we could go to the zoo! And I wanna go!" Juuzou sounded like a little girl. I smile "then go.... I don't mind, plus all I have to do is come with you" I smile. Juuzou gets off my lap and start's screaming his head off while running around in circle's. Akira walked in, Juuzou running into her falling on his ass. I laugh as Akira, roll's her eyes at him when he started yelling at her. "YOU!!!!! YOUR ALWAYS IN MY WAY!!!!! GET LOST AND~?!"

Juuzou was cut off by me picking him up by his suspenders. And by me picking him up, I mean I picked him off the floor by his suspenders. "Alright.... I had enough Juuzou, all you do is yell and scream! Timeout!" I yell. "OW!!!!! YOUR GIVING ME A WEDGIE!!!!!!" Juuzou whined. I smile as I throw him in our room hearing a huge thud, I locked the door.

I sigh as he started screaming like he does every time this happens. "God.... How can you take it?" Touka covered her ears. "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" I yell kicking the door, Juuzou listened and went quiet.

I snicker as he yells at me "IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT I'LL BRAKE YOUR NEW PHONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled. I raise a eyebrow even though I knew he couldn't see it. "Yeah, do it and you won't go to the zoo and I'll spank you" I say. Juuzou shut up for a minute then yelled "LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!" Followed by him banging on the door. I smile, Touka laughed then frowned when something snapped.

"Juuzou? What was that?" I ask. Juuzou said nothing in response, "Uh~~" is all I heard. I open the door, Juuzou of course tried running away but failed since I grabbed his suspenders. "No....no....no" Is all he said.

"Where's my phone? My sweet little Juuzou?" I ask. Juuzou flinches at my fake happy voice. "..... I don't know" Juuzou looked down at the floor, I could tell he was lying. Akira and Touka helped me look for it.

"Suzuya.... Why?" Touka whispered. I pretended I couldn't hear anything. Touka's face was all pale, Juuzou looked scared as I took the broken phone out of her hands. I giggle at first then burst out laughing, Akira stared at me then looked at Juuzou. "Wow.... Just wow.... Juuzou, this phone cost me $150..... And you broke it? What should I do with you?" Juuzou stared at the floor. I lifted his chin, Juuzou's red eyes were wider than saucers. "Well?" I ask him again. Juuzou flinched ".... I didn't mean to brake it.... I was looking at it.... And when I was playing with it.... I accidentally broke it" Juuzou said quietly. I raise a eyebrow "Well....? Juuzou, that's not getting you out of your punishment" I smile. Touka smiled at me then giggled.

"A timeout?" Juuzou suggested. "Nope..... I don't want anything else broken" I say. Juuzou whimpered as I raised my hand. "How about.... A little spanking...?" I giggle afterwards. Juuzou flinched as my hand connected with his ass multiple time's.

"Wow.... Knowing you Y

, you'd do this" Touka laughed. Juuzou clinched my shirt, his head on my chest. I hum as he screamed and whimpered. I smile when Juuzou started getting limp.

10 awkward minutes later Timeskip~

"Well! I told you!" I yell as Juuzou screamed when he sat on a wooden chair. I smile as he talked to himself "I can't..... This hurts....." He whispered.

Shinohara walked in, Akira and Touka both staring at his cringey face. "Juuzou...? Oh~" Shinohara noticed him squirming in his seat. I node when he had that look on his face that said 'did you spank him?'

Juuzou rubbed his eyes and started reaching his arms out to me. I pick him up, laughing as he screamed when I touched his butt.

Timeskip to the doctor's~

Here I am, bored sitting in the waiting room. Akira took me hear since I got sick and started throwing up. Juuzou's sitting at a little kid table coloring a picture of a giraffe. I promise he's so embarrassing. You know why? He yells at me if I tell him to get away from little kids.

Akira dropped Touka off at work, so she's now sitting by me. A ton of people are sitting and staring at Juuzou. "Hm?" Juuzou looked around. "Juuzou! Come here" I whisper yell to him. Juuzou raised a eyebrow at me. "NO!!!!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT!!!!!!!!" He yelled. Some people laughed at him, making him glare. I laugh as a little girl asked "Why are you sitting here? Your old.... Go away" she said. Juuzou stuck his tongue out at her, she did the same thing back. I laugh as Juuzou points at her "Y

! She's mean!" I roll my eyes at his comment.

"Y

, L

?" a doctor said flashing me a smile. I stood up and followed her.

When we reached the room, it was #4. "Okay, so your friend Akira Mado? Said that you have been throwing up and you had sex with your husband?" I blush red but node at the weird but true question. "Okay~ so if you could, would you lay down on this bed" She said. I smile and do as I was told.

Timeskip~ (because of the awkwardness of explaining how you know if your pregnant) {I never have been 😂}

"Alright.... Congratulations Y

, your pregnant...." My doctor said with a happy smile. My eyes widen I smile. We both walk into the waiting room, I flash Akira a happy smile. She smiled back then pointed at Juuzou who was getting lectured by a older man. I roll my eyes "Juuzou what did you do?" I ask. Juuzou, looked at me and stood up. "Nothing! This boring old man is talking way to much!" Juuzou whined. I smiled, and walked away.

Timeskip to home~

"Oh, by the way Akira I still need to tell Juuzou" I smile. Juuzou look's at me then smile's "What?" he asks. "Okay~..... I'm pregnant!" I clap my hands. Juuzou's mouth turned into a 'o' shape, his eyes widened. "What?! WHAT!!!!" Juuzou yelled at the top of his lung's. "....YAY!!!!!!" he yelled and hugged me. "But wait.... Your not fat!" Juuzou poked my stomach. "Well... I haven't even been pregnant for a week" I smile petting his white hair. Juuzou started watching Peppa pig, the one show that I hate more then him picking his nose.

"Juuzou! Turn that crappy show off!" I yell, Juuzou look's at me. "Uh oh..... Your already getting mood swing's!" Juuzou yelled. I blush madly "Am not! And how do you know that?!" I ask. Juuzou smiled "Akira told me!" Akira laughed. I laugh and poke Juuzou in the face.

Question

What would you do if Kaneki told Juuzou he was pregnant, and Juuzou believed it?

Me:

I'd try my best to brake it down to him that he wasn't pregnant... If that didn't work.... I'd tell him that guys can't!

😂

What would you do?

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