Juuzou kept either crying or saying I wasn't spending time with him. But he left me for the damn giraffes so!

I was talking to this guy named 'Cans are cool' he had a lamp top on his head... It said 'fuck me' I laugh and wave. I guess he could see me and waved back.

Juuzou broke something making me yell "I'LL SMACK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!!!" I think the lamp guy thought I was talking to him... He put a thumbs up.

Juuzou sat on the couch with his arms crossed. "Hey!" Cans are cool said to Juuzou.

"That's just Juuzou... He has a ass" I said. The guy just nodded then asked "Can I come over?" I laugh. "Why?"

"Cause I know where you live" I looked at him like he was crazy. "DA FUCK?!" I yell. "A friend told me..." He said. "Do I know them?" I ask. He nodded.... "I'll see you in half an hour" he said.

I node and look at Juuzou, he was crying. "What?" I ask. "Your cheating on me!!!" He yelled. I raise a eyebrow. "Honey! No I'm not! I love you!!!" I yell. Juuzou hugged me, I laugh when he started singing in a mumble.

Half an hour later~

I heard a loud knock on the door. I open it to see a guy around my age with white hair. Juuzou started crying again I turned around "SHUT UP!!!!!" I yell and let the guy in. "Where's your lamp?" I ask. He laughed "Oh~ gone" he said and looked at Juuzou then me again. "I'm Kaneki Ken.... I know your friend Touka.... She's been talking about you a lot" he said.

I node Juuzou threw something at Kaneki, I noticed what it was.... A can. "Oh~?! Shit!" he yelled when it broke the window. Juuzou flinched when I started yelling at him "GOD DAMN IT!!!!! JUUZOU GO PLANT YOUR NOSE IN THE CORNER!!!!!" I yell. Kaneki tensed up and moved to the couch. Juuzou was in the corner, I walked past him and smacked his ass.

After sweeping up glass~ (Night time timeskip~)

"You a ass!" I poke Juuzou in the stomach. He started crying and went to Kaneki wanting to be held. I roll my eyes, Kaneki got weak and fell to the floor like BAM! He dropped. Juuzou started crying more, Kaneki sat back up then stood. He picked up Juuzou, Juuzou licked his face making him get dropped on his ass.

I laugh like a manic then....the power went out. There was a storm but damn it!

"Kaneki you should just spend the night...." I said and went to the living room. Touka was on the couch in a blanket..... Guess what Akira forgot.... To fix the window... So we're all freezing even though it's summer!!!

Juuzou flinched when I pulled him to my lap. Juuzou sat then starting getting cold and shaking. I gave him a blanket. "LET'S GO IN MY ROOM!!!!" I scream Juuzou and I had a huge bed.

We all grabbed blankets and ran into our room. I laid down in the middle... Cause well.... Everyone wanted some of my ass!

Juuzou was laying on me... Which was annoying. Touka was hugging my arm, and Kaneki was hugging Touka. Akira was hugging my other arm, C\N was all over the place! "LOOK!!!!!" She pointed outside. I roll my eyes. "Lay down" I said. She jumped onto Kaneki, and squeezed between Touka and him.

That afternoon~

"MOMMY!!!!!!!" C\N yelled. I groan, I look at the clock.... It didn't say anything... Cause the damn power is still out.

Juuzou was still on me. Everyone was still asleep, "C\N go to sleep" I say in a mumble. She jumped on Kaneki.... But this time she woke him up. He fell off the bed, C\N fell on him. "Ow..." He mumbled and laid back down next to Touka. "Hey Y\N" He said. I laugh "Hey lamp head" I said back.

C\N was laughing then put her head on Kaneki's chest. "Your daughters cute...." Kaneki said with a smile. "Thanks...." I say and close my eyes.

I fell back to sleep....

And got woken up by Juuzou crying. Everyone was awake.....

He wasn't on my chest....

I sigh, he was crying over Kaneki saying no about being on his phone. "Juuzou stop being a pain in the ass" I sigh. Juuzou pointed at Kaneki "I WANNA PLAY ON A PHONE!!!!!!" He whined. I groan "Shut up...." Is all I could say.

Touka was playing with C\N, with Barbie doll's. I laugh when Juuzou got kicked off the bed by Akira on accident.

"Dare goes that bitch" I say and lay down. Juuzou got back up and went to Kaneki again. This time he wanted to sleep by him. "Juuzou come sleep by me" I said knowing Kaneki thought that was awkward. Juuzou just kept crying when I said that. "C\N ask daddy why" I said.

A few moments later she said "Daddy said your a no no!" I laugh.

Juuzou laid on Kaneki making Kaneki fall off the bed. "Told yea!" I yell when Juuzou started crying. He went to me and laid down, Kaneki looked at C\N and smiled. She put her hand up "HIGH FIVE!!!!!" She yelled. They high fived making me laugh, Juuzou sniffled and looked at me. "I'm cold" he mumbled. "You shouldn't of broke the window" I said. But Juuzou was right it's fucking cold!

Even with all the blankets it's still cold.

Kaneki punched Touka's ass.... She growled at him.

"What!!" She yelled. "LOOK!" He yelled almost sounding like C\N.

I laugh when Touka punched him "Delete it! Why did you take a picture of my ass?" She asked. Kaneki shrugged with a laugh.

Juuzou looked back at them then asked "Kaneki.... I wanna play on your phone" He smiled.

Kaneki shrugged "Fine... You won't stop begging so" Kaneki said, and let Juuzou sit on his lap.

I laugh....

{A stupid story coming from me}

So one time, I had to babysit my niece and nephew...

Well they like spinning in chairs....

My niece is 3 and my nephew is 2, I was only going to spin my niece in the chair.... But my nephew was about to cry, so I let him in too.

Well after I finished.... A few moment's later... My nephew barfed.... All over...

Damn I didn't mean to do that😨

There's was this one time I asked my nephew if he was gay and he was like "YEAH!!!"

I asked if my niece liked Juuzou and she said "Juice?!" I almost died

My niece calls Kaneki "Spider'" its kinda weird but cute.

By the way... I kinda wanna say something....

Happy 1.K reads! Da fuck if I didn't spell that right! 😂

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