"We're going on a trip in our favorite~?!"

"ASS!!!!" I yell over Juuzou's annoying singing. We're five minute's away from the mall and Juuzou won't stop singing that dumb kiddie show opening theme.

C\N was busy staring at Juuzou, with her eyes wide open. I bet I know what she was thinking... 'This idiots my dad?!'

Juuzou punched the back of Akira's seat making her yell at him "Suzuya! Keep it up and you'll be in trouble!" She yelled with a small glare on her face. I smile when Juuzou looked upset and C\N laughed. "Hey~?! Your mean!!!" He yelled at C\N. She started crying making me turn around to face him and pull his suspenders to make my face a few inches from his. "You wanna spanking in the mall?" I ask. Juuzou's face turned red "Y-Y\N.... I-I still have bruises from the last o-one" He looked away. "So... You can have a few more" I laugh when he started crying along with C\N, but he was way louder.

We parked infront of a cherry blossom tree that had begun to bloom. C\N stopped crying but Juuzou was crying and squirming in his seat. "What's up your ass?" I ask getting highly annoyed. Akira left saying she'd find us in the parking lot. I snapped my finger at Juuzou "Okay listen~ This is C\N's first time at the mall.... If you misbehave I'll make your fucking ass purple!" I yell. Juuzou cried more "Y-Y\N!!!!!" He whined my name. My face turned red, I got out of the car and opened Juuzou's door letting him out, then quickly getting C\N from her seat.

Juuzou tugged at my shirt tear's still in his eyes. "What! You better~ UGH!!!!" I grab his hand, putting C\N in her car seat again. Sitting in the back seat's, putting Juuzou over my lap. I looked over at C\N, she was asleep. I sigh, then un-clipped his suspenders and pulled his pants and boxer's down. Juuzou's face was all red, I smile at his pale skin but on his ass. (😤😒☺😖😂)

Juuzou squirmed when I smiled and said "I'll just buy you a ass cooler" I joke, Juuzou didn't think it was funny but he did thank me for not smacking his butt I bet.

In the mall~

"Y\N! Look!!!" Juuzou gushed at a Peppa pig book. I cringe "Eww.... Put it back!" I yell not wanting anyone to see Juuzou gushing about a dumb little kid show. Juuzou stuck out his tongue "No way! I got money! Seeeee!!!" He sung showing me MY $20 bill. I cared just because Juuzou's being a ass and he stole it! $20 bucks isn't that much!

"That's mine! You know why? I always put on $20 dollars 'Trump lives here' So ha!" I laugh. Some people were staring at us then some pointing at C\N.

Juuzou flinched then sighed and handed it back to me. I slapped his ass, once then smiled and kissed his forehead.

Juuzou started dragging his feet making us get unwanted attention. "Hey... Stop" I whisper to him. Juuzou started mumbling curse words under his breath. "That's it!" I yell pushing the cart to a ale with no one in it. Juuzou flinched and ran away from me. I glare then hearing Akira yell at him "JUUZOU GO BACK TO Y\N NOW!!!!" And just as she said Juuzou came back glaring at me.

I put him in the cart, then pushed it again. "Keep it up~ I dare you...." I mumble. Juuzou heard me but didn't really seem to care that I was mad already.

Juuzou grabbed a random item from the side since that was all he could reach. It was a can.... He threw it straight at my nose hitting me making it start to bleed.

I flinch then looked at C\N, she looked happy so I pushed the cart with one hand, holding my nose with the other.

I stopped when I found Akira, "Can you take C\N with you? I have somebody to deal with" I glare at Juuzou. Akira smiled and took C\N.

I dragged Juuzou out of the store, he started crying when I pulled him into the car, pulling him over my lap. "No!!! Y-Y-Y\N!!!!!" Juuzou yelled. I shook my head in disappointment, Juuzou flinched when I started yelling at him. "Juuzou your such a moron! Why the hell did you throw something at me!? And why did you think you had to do that?" I ask, Juuzou fidgeted his finger's.

After about half an hour~ (🙊🙉🙈👶👃😐)

"Juuzou.... Wow...." I smile at him crying his eyes out when I picked him up. "I-Is my butt p-purple?!" He asked tear's soaking my shoulder. "No... Ah~ stop being cute.... I feel bad now" I walked into the store people were staring at Juuzou since he was crying and sniffling really loud.

I didn't exactly care until Juuzou grabbed my hair pulling it. "Let go!" I yell putting him to his feet. Juuzou frowned more and quickly hugged me. "I'm sorry!!" He yelled, I smile then hearing Akira "Y\N!" she yelled. I took Juuzou's hand pulling him along. Akira handed me C\N, Juuzou started whining about how I never let him hold her. "Shut up.... Your way to fat to hold her" I smile. "I'm skinner than you!" He yelled "nope! Your just jealous of me aren't you?" I ask with a smile. Juuzou threw a huge temper tantrum so Akira and I just walked away leaving him crying and screaming on the floor.

"That idiot" I smile when Juuzou was told to shut up or leave the store. He ran up to me running into my hand. I slapped him across the face laughing at him crying his eyes out at me.

🌸Author Chan🌸

Hey~ It's me!

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What would you do if Shinohara said he was going to rape you if you didn't take out the trash (WTF)

My answer:

I'd easily just tell him to go rape Juuzou. Just to see his reaction....

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