(i made a cow chop reference if no one noticed....yeah? k no one knows who that is)

"whoa, whoa calm down" blue pleaded well holding on to the angry ink ball. "blue! He has been harassing us for years! Why are you with that evil meanie!" He huffed and puffed and his face was turning a tad bit red. "L-look I can explain! Just calm down and sit on my bed" he whined

Ink sighed and rolled his eyes. He did what he was told and crossed his arms. Blue sighed and looked at red...he didn't look too happy either considering he doesn't like ink that much either. Red just wanted to leave as he only came here to beg blue for a hand job and a movie. "K so I'm guessing you both want to know how we... Started dating right?" Blue fiddled with his hand with a smile. Ink nodded "yeah, how did you guys even start dating". "Well ok here is how it started, well one afternoon I was at the cafe and I saw red there!" blue smiled slightly

Flash back~

Blue was happily reading a comic book until his drink was gently put down in front of him. "Sir here is your drink" red spoke out. Blue looked up "huh thank you! Wait... Red?! It's so nice to see you" a giant smile was on his face as he patted the empty space in front of him "sit, sit"

Red was a bit confused but sat anyways "uhh... Why the hell are you making me sit with you? Don't you hate me or something?". "No, no I could never hate anyone. but I do have mixed feelings ya know?" Blue took a sip of his milkshake. An awkward tension risen between them as red was just wanting to leave. "hey so how are you!" blue looked very cheerful."look i don't have time for this" red groaned. "Aw why don't you like me?"blue put on a sad puppy dog face. 

red blushed slightly and looked away "So uh... I got to get back to work" he stood up. "whattttt, no come back and talk with me!" the tiny skeleton asked of him. "look my boss will get mad at me if I don't get back to work." he turned and walked away."I WILL MAKE YOU TALK TO ME RED!". red rolled his eyes and had a small smirk on his face. Blue was determined to talk to him even if it meant getting his attention at school.

During passing time, blue would run up to red and say hello and try to understand why he wouldn't even bother to notice him! blue honestly found this utterly rude but this didn't stop him. it got to the point he knew all his classes, he mainly hung out in room 204 as his friends were in there. they mainly talked about sex, masturbation, girls, latest video games, and of course drama. the young blueberry even followed red home before, turns out he lives in a very crappy house.

one after noon during the winter, red finally had enough. red was talking to a girl he had some interest in, which was only for her boobs of course. this person was blushing and giggling in front of red's locker. "and ya known sweet cheeks, i could gives those boobs a massages if they are bothering you that mu-" A loud screech came from around the corner "OH RED! I finally found you!" blue skipped to him cheerfully. Red was ready to punch the kid "you cunt! can you just leave me alone! for fuck sake?!" blue slowly stopped skipping and his smile faded

. the girl groaned then walked away "red go try to knock up some other chick" the girl furiously said. red could care less all he wanted was to beat up this annoying punk. "come with me" he grabbed blue's wrist and started walking. "ooo~ where are we going? on a date! OH NO I NEED MY DATING BOOK!" he felt for it with his free hand. "Yeah this will be a date...a date with my fist." he dragged the young male into the bathroom and pushed him into the handy-cap stall.

A groan and a whimper came from the skeleton as a bang echoed the room. "ow, ow, ow red that really hurt" he wobbled up slightly. Red locked the door "oh shut up! yo have been following me around ever since I sat with you at my work! We aren't friends get it through your thick skull!" He punched blue and smashed him up against the wall. Blue smiled softly then placed a smaller kissed on red making him get a tad bit flustered "Please, let's talk about this... Is something happening at home? Because I know you are a good person." He smiled.

 Red was getting more angry the more he talked. "look I know I've been following you around but that's because I want to get to know you! I don't care if my friends hate you I like you.." blue rambled on. Red was a but taken back as no one has gone out of their way to say they like him sadly not even his friends. He started to calm down "let's stop this fighting red... We can talk over everything you want to talk about..." He smiled and was let go by red. red dropped to his knees. 

"look blue...why are you doing this? is this for revenge or something. no one cares for me." he sighed and looked up at him. "red... i like you, you look very sweet from what i can tell, all you want is love? right?" blue tilted his head. "Y-yeah sadly i do want love" red chuckled slightly. "I HAVE AN IDEA! HOW ABOUT WE GO ON A DATE AND THERE WE CAN TALK AND HAVE DINNER TOGETHER" 

red gave blue a confused look "A date? you seem to be really hooked on that idea." red pointed out. "well of course! I've never gone on a date before in my life so this should be fun, ya know?" blue sounded very excited to go on this so called date. "fine i give up, let's go on this stupid date of yours, ill head to your house on tomorrow and ill take you to see a movie or out to eat at some weird place." red gave up willingly just to see where this party of misfortune could go. 

" R-REALLY?! UGH I'M SOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!" he gave red a small peck and then unlocked the stall door. "I can't wait for tomorrow and i promise you won't regret it!" he skipped off happily  just so happy nothing could ruin it. he walked to class realizing he was 15 minutes late. He could care less though because he had a DATE! blue was so caught up in his own imagination that he ran right into a girl's boobs 

"Ugh.. ow i jusst got hit by something squishy and hard at once." blue groaned and the girl in front of him growled "what did you just say punk?" she flicked his forehead and walked away. It took blue a moment to realize what just happen but he realized that it was the girl red flirting with before. he grinned and chuckled "he's mine now sweet heart~" he mumbled and went to class. 

((that part when blue ran into someone boobs actually happened to me once... it was so awkward...))