I woke up to Q was lying next to me watching me. I didn't want to make the next scene worse than yesterday so I didn't kick him off the bed. Besides he wasn't trying to hug me he was just creepily staring at me.  "Where you watching me all night?" I rolled out of bed and stretched. I glanced around the room for the bathroom.

"Yes, why?" The thought of him watching me sleep disturbed me. I found the bathroom and quickly walked inside. I locked the door to give me some peace of mind. I knew Q could still get it pretty easily but it gave me security, false security but security nonetheless. I started brushing my teeth. I was still in yesterday's costume, hopefully today's won't be so warm.

Once I finished getting myself ready I unlocked and opened the door. Q was standing right outside. Before I could say anything Q handed me today's script, this one was a dark purple and had no name on the cover. I opened the booklet and we were getting married. The script was so poorly written that most of it didn't make any logical sense. I struggled not to yell at Q right then and there for making me marry him.

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Q put me in a fucking wedding dress, it wouldn't be as bad if he didn't get the crew involved. Riker was walking me down the isle, I felt so ashamed that I'd gotten to this point. A good portion of the crew was watching me, this is going to take a lot of explaining later. I looked over at Riker who was doing his best to keep it together. When I made it to the end of the isle I forgot all of my line. Data was officiant of the wedding.

"I forgot everything I need to say." I admitted. I looked around the room at all the crew. "You can make all this easier for you if you just sign this." Q handed me a pen and series of blank pieces of paper with a few lines for me to sign. I grabbed the papers and pen. I know whatever this was for couldn't be good, but I just didn't want to deal with another of Q's temper tantrums. I looked over at Data for advice but all he had to offer was a blank stare.

"Fine I'll sign it." I sighed as I started signing it. When I finished I shoved the paper and pen at Q. I'm so tired of this shit, I just want this to be over. "Now! Can we just get this over already?" I glanced around and realized how absurd this whole situation was, I started to break out into uncontrollable laughter. I wrapped my arms around my stomach.
"What's so funny?" I struggled to catch my breath and stop laughing but eventually did. "This script is so horrible it's hilarious, whatever comedy I need to watch whatever comedy you got this from."

"I wrote it." I started go into another uncontrollable fit of laughter. Q wrote that? And it was supposed to be serious? "Well if writings so easy then you do it!" A notepad and a pen. Was I actually supposed to write something? Maybe I could make this go my way, but probably not. I thought about what to write for a moment before writing it down. Q gives Picard back his ship. Picard and his crew are completely unharmed and grateful. Q never bothers them again.

Q grabbed the notepad and read it. "This is unrealistic!" Q said spitefully. He was getting weirdly emotional about this, does he know we weren't actually getting married? "Well so is all of this!" I said gestured to the entire room. Q looked disgusted like I had just killed his child. "You know what? If you want your ship back take it!"
Then suddenly I was on the bridge like none of this happened. I looked around to see everybody doing their jobs. I was in more normal uniform, it was like nothing happened. "Are you okay captain?" Troi asked. "I'm fine, just... nothing."

Don't make fun of me for the Panic! reference...