Also alternatively titled: I Hate Everything About You

So @Bumblemus_Prime tagged me in her "Book of Scrap" with this challenge, and it seemed like a lot of fun! Some of the answers are hilarious, some make absolutely no sense, and the rest are . . . well, they are what they are. I also added commentary to spice things up a little bit.

I also did 1 poem, which is after the questions and a lot of fun. I encourage anyone who hasn't tried yet to go ahead and see what they get! And it's also cool to see what people listen to. Tag me (and Bumblemus, of course) if you do it, because I wanna see what you come up with!

Rules:

1. Put your music playlist on shuffle. (I'm using my Spotify playlist, because I think it has the diversity I typically listen to).

2. For each question, press the button ONCE to get your answer.

3. Write down the name of that song as the answer no matter what - this could get interesting.

QUESTIONS:

1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say:

"I DId It For love" - BoA

I'm not sure that answers the question, but sure.

2. How would you best describe your personality?

"Perfect Illusion" - Lady Gaga

I mean . . . I am so socially anxious I construct a lot of different "masks" to best fit in, soooo . . . I guess? But to be fair we all have different personas for the different theatres of life we perform in.

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

"Who Am I Living For?" - Katy Perry

Apparently I am really into existential crises.

4. How do you feel today?

"Monster" - Lady Gaga

Well, I am a bit hungover . . .

5. What is your life's purpose?

"I Fell In Love With The Devil" - Avril Lavigne

C'mere Satan and gimme a hug.

6. What's your motto?

"Never Wrong" - Disturbed

Naturally, as I am always right. - But really this is a good song, 10/10 would recommend the "Immortalized" album.

7. What do you think of your parents?

"Figure 8" - Ellie Goulding

Because they compliment each other???

8. What do you think about often?

"In the End" - Linkin Park

Must be that existentialism I love so much.

9. What is 2+2?

"Bring Me To Life" - Evanescence

Yup, that pretty much sums up my mathematic expertise.

10. What do you think of your best friend(s)?

"Stay" - Zedd, Alessia Cara

That is . . . very depressing.

11. What do you think about the person you like?

"Airplanes, Pt. II" - B.o.B, Eminem, Hayley Williams

So, do I want to jump out of one? Do I want to be in one with them? Mile High Club them? Do I want to become one?

Starscream: *sweats nervously*

12. What is your life story?

"Heathens" - Twenty One Pilots

Um, I've actually been a pretty good kid . . . but sure thing.

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?

"in my miNd" - Maty Noyes

I would prefer that to, say, being in someone else's mind.

Wait, I majored in Psychology. Scrap.

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?

"Good For You" - Selena Gomez, A$AP Rocky

Is this sarcasm? Do I wanna be good for them? Selena help.

15. What do your parent(s) think of you?

"thank u, next" - Ariana Grande

And that is why I have two younger siblings.

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

"Swalla" - Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj, Ty Dolla $ign

You best believe I'm shredding the dance floor to this.

17. What will they play at your funeral?

"Right Now" - Rihanna, David Guetta

That is oddly dark hahaha.

18. What is your hobby/interest?

"Bon appétit" - Katy Perry, Migos

Move over, Hannibal. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

19. What is your biggest secret?

"This Love" - Maroon 5

And I will never tell.

20. What do you think of your friends?

"How to Be a Heartbreaker" - MARINA and the Diamonds

Yeah we all have some romance issues lol.

21. What is your name?

"Talk Dirty" - Jason Derulo, 2 Chainz

Don't ask. You don't want to know my younger siblings' names.

22. How was yesterday?

"Alejandro" - Lady Gaga

I said what I said.

23. What are you doing right now?

"Prism" - Lindsey Stirling

Actually, I do plan on drawing geometrically pleasing tattoos on myself today.

24. What is good advice?

"Dancing With A Stranger" - Sam Smith, Normani

With consent, of course.

25. What were your first words?

"Stronger" - Kanye West

I was a bad beetch from the start.

26. What are you afraid of?

"Legendary Lovers" - Katy Perry

See answer 20 for more information.

27. What will the future be like?

"Open Your Eyes" - Disturbed

I mean, if you listen to those lyrics . . . yeah.

28. What is your happiest memory?

"This Love (Will Be Your Downfall)" - Ellie Goulding

SEE ANSWER 20 FOR MORE INFORMATION.

29. What did you learn today?

"Skin" - Rihanna

Integumentary system, anyone?

30. What will your dying words be?

" . . . Ready For It?" - Taylor Swift

This is so morbidly hilarious, I love it.

31. What will you post this as?

"I Hate Everything About You" - Three Days Grace

Eh, hate is a strong word.

I will also create a poem like Bumblemus did, with the first ten songs that shuffle after I finish these questions. I do have some songs that have no lyrics - if this is the case I will skip them. Some have bare minimum lyrics, but I will use anything that has words in it (English, or otherwise hehe). Here we go:

Blue jeans,

Poetry in your body you've got in every way,

It's not the way into my heart,

Let all the heat pour down,

I'm perfectly fine,

Desperado,

They know what is what,

I don't want to fight right now,

There's some things I should have said,

First things first.

"Blue Jeans" - Lana Del Rey

"Move Your Body" - Sia

"Flesh" - Simon Curtis

"Papi" - Jennifer Lopez

"King Of My Heart" - Taylor Swift

"Desperado" - Rihanna

"Swish Swish" - Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj

"Now or Never" - Halsey

"Brave Enough" - Lindsey Stirling, Christina Perri

"Believer" - Imagine Dragons

What a cliffhanger and rollercoaster that poem was. It's oddly beautiful and yet makes not sense at all hahaha.

I'm not going to tag anybody just because I'm not sure who has done it already and who has, even though this is a relatively new challenge. Have a lot of fun guys!