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Guess what? Today marks the official 168 hours with the inquisitor family! That's right, I have been here for a week now! And in that week, I managed to make Annabell cry so she whacked me with a frying pan, nearly had my head cut off by lightsabers, almost got stampeded by the cattle and mules, had to go shopping TWICE (I still have to fulfill my punishment according to the inquisitors), and witnessed plenty of arguments between the five. Oh yeah, and then there's the rewatching of My Little Pony. I don't even want to talk about it...
I'm the first one up this morning. I make some coffee for the inquisitors then head outside to take care of the cattle and mules. It's great on Yailek. The sunrises are always such a spectacle.
    When I go back inside, Joe is awake and drinking coffee. "Hello, Rachquet. How's life?"
      "Lifey as always," I answered.
      Joe nods. "I see you have been learning from Brex and Eight. Speaking of which, has Eight ever told you if he's decided on a name or not?"
"Why would he tell me? I'm the lowest in the pecking order. I mean, I'm the one doing all the shopping. Seriously, you guys need to learn how to cook."
     "True, but you haven't made the effort to learn yourself."
      "Why do I need to?! I'm literally the youngest in this family!"
      "No, Eight is. And you should learn how to cook because the rest of us are too lazy to."
      I grabbed a magazine, rolled it up and whacked Joe over the head with it. Joe yanked out his lightsaber. "Bad idea," he sneered. Suddenly I was running for my life around the house.
Annabelle was nice enough to save me by blocking Joe's lightsaber with hers. "For the love of Teen Titans, don't kill Rachquet! We have a meeting with the Master today!"
     "The Master?" I asked curiously.
     "Yeah. How do you think we got our badass skills?" Annabelle answered.
     "I thought Joe taught you."
"WRONG!!" Annabelle yelled, making my flinch. She turned around and called for her siblings. "ALRIGHT YOU LAZY TURDS!! GET OUT HERE SO WE CAN SEE THE MASTER!!" I swear my eardrums would explode.
     The inquisitors gathered around their speeders by the barn. For some reason, the inquisitors only had three speeders. I asked Joe why. "Brex, Tesla, Annabelle Margo, and Eight all share two of the speeders. I get my own. But you can ride with me today."
      "I thought you were going to make me walk," I joked.
      "Well you could take a mule or cattle."
      "No!"
      Joe shrugged and hopped on his speeder. I sat behind him and clung on as he drove like he was on a sugar rush. I found myself shouting things like "JOE!! WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE!!" or "SLOW DOWN, YOU MANIAC!! YOU'RE NOT IN A FORCING RACE!!"
      Joe only drive faster with every word I said. "You sound like a mom, Rachquet!" He told me.
      "Got a problem with it, you damned Force being?!"
      "If I do, I'm kicking you off the speeder." And I shut up.
      Luckily we made it to an old temple on a hill without crashing into a tree. The others arrived not long after us and the six of us entered the temple.
       The temple was made of marble, a rare substance in the Galaxy. The planet that used to host all the marble in its soil was blown up scores ago by somebody. There's been some rumors that the planet Earth might have some marble but no one knows for sure. Most people that go to Earth never come back.
I followed Joe and the others into the building. It's pitch black inside except for the beam of light from the doorway. The first room is a gigantic room that you can't see the top of without another light. In the middle of the room, or at least as far as the doorway light can reach, is a shrine. The inquisitors surround the shrine and began chanting some words. As they spoke, wispy green strips flowed out of the shrine and around the room. It's quite eerie.
     Suddenly bright lights turn on and blind me. When I finally managed to open them again, the temple has disco balls hanging from the room and a bar was set up in the room. Joe was propped in a golden throne and the rest of the inquisitors all had pineapple juice in their hand.
       "Soo... where's the master?" I asked.
       "This IS the master!" Tesla grinned and pointed to Joe, who was standing at a DJ's turntable.
       I want to punch all of them in the face so badly. "SERIOUSLY?!?? We came all the way out here for this?!?"
       "Hey, chill, Kallus," Eight droned. "It's just a bar and a disco place. We call this the master because it literally controls our lives."
      "DISCO!!!" Annabelle squealed. She used the Force to flip a switch and the disco balls lit up the entire room. Tesla shoved Joe out of the way and began playing a song on the turntables. I assumed it was probably an Earth song (knowing Tesla).
I'm the only one that isn't celebrating. Even when Brex grabbed my wrist and forced me to dance, it still didn't provoke excitement in me.
Joe slid over to me. "What are we going to do with you, Rachquet? You are never excited by anything!"
"Well if you guys tried to take some things SERIOUSLY I might!" I snapped back.
Joe waved his hand in front of my face. For a second, I had a massive headache. Then it went away and so did his hand. "Okay... ANNABELLE MARGO!! GET THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES!!"
"Chocolates?" I asked. "You guy got chocolates here too?! How are you so skinny!?"
"Inquisitor tricks and it's not your typical chocolate box. Just you wait."
Annabell brought out the chocolate box. "As our new family member, you can have the first one!" She said to me. She opened the box and inside were little box shaped chocolates.
Not wanting to disappoint her by saying no, I took one and bit into it. It turned out to be strawberry cake with cookie dough in the middle and frozen chocolate frosting on the top. "THIS IS AMAZING!!" I screamed and shoved the whole thing into my mouth. Then I reached into the box and took out another...
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My stomach hurts so badly. I can't believe I ate the entire box. Neither can all the inquisitors. I don't remember the rest of the time we were in the temple but Joe said I had been bouncing off all the walls like a kangaroo, whatever that was.
Oh well. It was worth it. Those chocolates were great and if I weren't feeling like I was going to throw up right now, I would have gone to the store with Brex and Tesla and bought some more.
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Now looking back to this, I realize that it's not even physically possible to finish all seven My Little Pony seasons in less than a week. Unless they watched day in and day out...

I've never had cookie dough, strawberry cake, and frozen chocolate frosting all combined together before. I don't even think it's a thing.

So I have another story going on (it's more of a side story). It's a Rogue One Texting story which will be updated daily throughout the month of December. If you could take a look at that, I would be delighted.

Also, I finished typing this chapter in an airport. I've been in Washington D.C. for the past week so writing this has gone very slowly.

Okay, there's my life story. I'll stop talking. Please review!