Mmmkay, as you guys may or may not know, I have a fxckin obsession with animals.

Cats, dogs, fish, frogs, you name it.

So, I'm sitting in the bedroom of my sister's apartment, headphones in and I'm playing Sims 4, right?

All of the sudden, my sister's dog, Laila↓

-starts whining extremely loudly, so I instantly get annoyed.

Curiously, I stomp downstairs and see her lying on the carpet, staring out of the window.

I think it's a burglar so I grab a chair and frickin prepare myself, like, in a fists up like Bruce Lee kind of way.

Tip-toeing over to the window to the patio, I peer through the blinds and guess what I see....
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MY FRIGGIN FAVORITE BREED OF CATS! Maine Coon⇩

I frickin jumped out of my socks and stepped onto the patio, forgetting that I was wearing no shoes or socks.

Grinning like an idiot, I gave the cat (which I named Tigress) a photoshoot like she was Beyonce.

After a few rounds of, 'work it honey,' and, 'yasss,' she started to freak out.

So I freak out.

She hops down from the balncony and I instantly think she's jumped to her death, like, I already had prepped a funeral and everything.

I look of the railing and see her just sitting there; mind you that my sister's dog was being nosy and trying to get a look too.

So, then, she was just chilling in front of a hole in the neighbor's foundation, all eyes-wide and terrified.

I sit there with my arms out whispering things like, 'no, I don't want to hurt you!' And 'I just wanna keep you!'

Soon enough, she gets mad horrified and jumped into the hole, making me upset.

*bye Felicia!*

So now I'm sad that I can't find Tigress and I'm going to go search for her, probably to get bitten by spiders and other stuff.

I have to have her.