Hey! It's your all time favorite, Dagoat. 

*epic anime intro plays in the background*

AHEM!! APPLAUSE?!! Jeez. Tough crowd. anyhoo, onto the second writer. 

 It's me... that one married lady thats traumatized......yeah I'm working with Dagoat. (How dare she call me 'second writer' Although Im clearly the one running this show eheheheh) 

My account is    

Shizuku_Takahashi

So drop a follow and stuff. yeah. ...

*glass breaks in the background and a random cat screeches.

Shizuku: gah! My window! what the hell-

Wait WHA?! YUJI GET OUTTA HERE!! ITS NOT YOUR TURN YETTT!!

*Itadori steals the mic.*

Itadori: WASSUP YALL!! ITS YOURS TRULY: YUJI ITADORI!! Now. gimme my applause. *crowd applauds*

Me: Seriously. They applauded for YOU and not ME?! 

Itadori: Well Yeah, of course?! Im the real star of this show and you guys are just the bystanders who have the opportunity to write down my AWESOME lif-

Shizuku: Child. You have FIVE seconds to hand over that mic (this always works on my kids. AHEM Kilua, Im talking about you) 

Itadori: Okay.. here's the mic.... SIKE!

*a person crashes through the window again and grabs the mic*

Me: MY WINDOW!! AGAIN!!

Anya: heh. The mic's mine now. heh. *anya smirking face* HELLO MY BEATIFUL PEANUTS!! enjoy the show!!! 

Me: Can i have the mic back? 

*anya hands it back*

Me: okay. since these two IDIOTS (Anya and Yuji: HEY!) managed to break the fourth wall and interrupted the intro, im not in a mood to give you a preview. Okay, Yuji, Anya, the stage is yours.

*the cabbage man from Avatar falls through the roof*

Me: MAH ROOF!! Yall better have insurance for this.

Cabbage man: MAH CABBAGESSSSSS!!!! 

Shizuku: ahem, wrong show cabbage man. Go back to where you came from

Cabbage man: Oh, okay! sorry for the trouble bye! *jumps out the already broken window*

Anya: D-did he just-

Shizuku: OKAY LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND CABBAGES, enjoy the show! You're watching Disney Channel.

Me: Okay, yeah that's enough. YUJI!! What the *BLEEP* DONT EAT THE CABBAGES!! 

Shizuku: Alright thats a wrap. CUT!! 

Anya: OKie, we'll be back soon!

Me: DONT YOU GIVE ME THAT SMIRK YOUNG MAN. DROP. THE. CABBAGE. NOW!!

Shizuku: Cameraman!! I said cut!!

Anya: but we don't have a cameraman..?

*Itadori proceeds to throw a cabbage at the camera and breaks it, ending the recording*