"Hello, can I help you."

"I have problems."

"This is not a help... shop."

"It's a donut shop."

"I know that."

"Ok. I'm not a therapist."

"Can you be?"

"Do you have like thousands of dollars to pay for my entry?"

"I'll rob a bank for you if you want?"

"What?!?!"

"Have a good day."

"Uh."