Once upon a fuckin time there was a woman named Samantha and there was a soon to be gay named Hayley and they instantly became friends. Soon Samantha would realize that Hayley was gay in like fifth grade I don't fuckin remember.

  Then Hayley introduced Samy to her girlfriend Purr. But then, Purr realized she had to break up with Hayley because her dumbass mom was homophobic and was ignorant so yeah that happened.

   Like 2 weeks later Purr asked Hayley out again and of course I- I mean Hayley said yes so blah blah

   AND THEN HAYLEY ACCIDENTALLY SENT SOMETHING TO SAMYS FATHER (I know u remember this Samy) AND SHE GOT IN TRUBBLE

   OOPS UH-

   And then a week later which is like a day ago she came back from her dads house and now I'm I MEAN HAYLEY is able to text Samy yey xd

   But then Hayley went to school on Friday and then played Mario Kart on the bus with friends and started to become more christian and started saying heck and crap when Hayley got hit.

The end I hope I fucking die.