My plan was to assert my asexuality so I could avoid this situation, but instead the universe just assumed I was lesbian.

...which isn't as bad as a reverse harem but still.

And the universe also assumed I was into lolis. I don't know how or why. But here I am now.

Last time class started, but class is boring so let's skip to after school.

I walked home with the brown-haired girl, who told me her name was Genki. While we were walking home, 3 little girls saw us and were whispering something. A secret plan, maybe? Then, one of them walked up me. "My name is loli, this is chiisana..." she said, pointing at a girl with red ribbons and brown pigtails, "...and this is Chibi." She said, pointing at a girl with orange pigtails, who was also wearing a cute bunny hoodie... thing. The girl who was talking had orange-yellowish huge pigtails held in by huge, peach beads. "Oh..uh... my name is Kyara." I crouched down to get to their height. "Anyways, we were wondering if you'd date us even if we're elementary schoolgirls?"

What kind of question what that?!

I mean, it's technically not pedophila cause I'm 16 and that's under 18 in case you don't know how to count but...
Really?

"Um...I...guess?"
That was a mistake.

"Oh, then let's date."
"What...?"

Okay, now I had to do something.

"Listen, I'm just not-"
"Please, Kyara-sama?" The three young girls begged, their eyes sparkling.

That's when I ran.
I ran home, locked the door, and hid under my bed with a knife. No elementary student was gonna rape me. Not today. I left genki with them. Maybe she'll enjoy it?

AN - Most chapters will probably be short, by the way.