Pretty eyes,

Cocky smile,

What's your deal?

I'll never know.

Nice towards me,

Polite I suppose.

But towards your friends

A different side shows.

You're more relaxed,

"Chill", laid back,

A smart-aleck at best.

Sassy, rude,

A smack-talk dude,

Loud to no end.

Your swagger is obvious,

Got nothing to hide,

Noisy around everyone no matter the room.

But when you address me

You're always polite

And apologize for being rude.

It's not that I take offense,

I can't complain about someone being a gentleman.

But it's the fact that it's unusual

Compared to what you normally do.

So, I ask again,

What's your deal?

Why are you so polite?

I admit I do appreciate it,

I'm just confused.

So, could you possibly shed some light?

I don't get you.