Wow. I don't even know what to say.... *Sighs for 1000000 years*

So, here's what happened:

Me: Mom, there's a good riddle. Listen.

Mom: Ah, I don't have time for playing doll with you.

Me: Do you know how old I am?

Mom: Couldn't care less about it. Don't tell me you forgot your age.

Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever. There's an 1 story house and it's made out of Redwood-

Mom: Okay, listen, you can't make a good house without bricks and cement.

Me: Just listen to the whole riddle!

Mom: And what's a Redwood? Is it red?

Me: Ye-

Mom: Where can you buy it?

Me: I don't k-

Mom: Don't tell me something that you don't know.

Me: -_- What's the color of the stairs?

Mom: Red, duh.

Me: *creepy laughter*

Mom: I need to take you to the doctor.

Me: It has only one floor!

Mom: *starts chuckling* You are so dumb.

Me: I think you should be saying that to yourself.

Mom: Doesn't it have a rooftop, how can you go there?

Me: Omg, you are right!

Mom: I'm always right, why do you think you are smart?

Me: I know you want me to say "Because of you"

Mom: And that's the truth *sticks tongue at me*

Me: *sighs*

What a life.....

(I didn't have anything else to write so yeah)

See you in the next chapter!

*flips hair dramatically*