I'm gonna make a chapter where my friends react to finding out that I write poems. (Might contain cursing)

Dae Unnie:
I also write poems so we should give feedback's to each other!

Me the fabulous author:
Of course! You're awesome! You can do everything!

Dae Unnie:
I can't to do EVERYTHING. And thanks. I wish Tae thought the same though.... Tae is a piece of shit.

Me the fabulous author:
*sips tea* I agree

NEXT PLEASE

Euna Unnie:
Omg, look you do have a talent!

Me the fabulous author:
No, I was just sad 🙄

Euna Unnie:
Who tf hurt my baby? Jus' tell me!

Me the fabulous author:
It's okay....

Euna Unnie:
Did that bitch called Sa-

*yeets her out the window*

MOVING ON

Yanhee hyung (I kno I'm supposed to call him "Oppa" but it's awkward):
REALLY?! I'm so happy for you! We should get milkshakes after this cause we need to celebrate! *jumps up and down while flashing his toothpaste-commercial-worthy-teeth*

Me the fabulous author:
Calm yoh tits and no we ain't celebrating.

Yanhee hyung:
Why not? *pouts*

Me the fabulous author:
Because I'm not that good at writing. And, you just want milkshakes.

Yanhee hyung:
True.... but well milkshake is life. And I'll let you listen to new moaning sounds. It's taekook!

Me the fabulous author:
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! GIMME YOH PHONE RN AND LETS START GOING!!!!!

Yanhee hyung:
You should calm your tits now.

NEXT

Macchan:
Yah! Why didn't you tell me?

Me the fabulous author:
I'm sorry, actually I'm not sorry cause I will never be sorry to you :p

Macchan:
*rolls eyes* I'm making a song and I think you are good with words so you will help me write the lyrics.

Me the fabulous author:
OMG FOR REAL?! I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO!!! YOU GOTTA TEACH ME!

Macchan:
I will but you'll have to respect me because I'm older than you.

Me the fabulous author:
Pfft- dream on!

Macchan:
Fuck you!

Me the fabulous author:
Are you sure you want to? 😏

Macchan:
Ofc not! You pervert!

Me the fabulous author:
Then don't say that! And you are a pervert too!

The conversation continues but I can't write all that.

Nanami:
Bub, you can write poems!

Me the fabulous author:
Nope but my sad ass can.

Nanami:
How come we never knew?

Me the fabulous author:
Cause I never knew that myself.

Nanami:
What did Macchan say?

Me the fabulous author:
Can you stop talking about your boyfriend every second?!

Nanami:
........ *blushes*

Me the fabulous author:
HeHehEhEhE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nanami:
I know a lot of stuff about you too. That time when Ta-

That's when a person named "Nanami" died. Rest In Chaos.

Tae the stupid:
WHY TF WOULD YOU WRITE A POEM ABOUT JUNJE?! WHAT AM I TO YOU?! A PIECE OF SHIT?!

Me the fabulous author:
*sips tea cause already knew this would happen*
1) Actually yes you a piece of shit to me and to your sister.
2) He's just my friend
3) Don't get jealous cause we aren't dating. Get that in your head,
NOT DATING!

Tae the stupid:
I would fuck the shit out of you.

Me the fabulous author:
I know but I won't let you do that.

Yeah I'm done. I didn't have anything to write so yeah. I told you that you'll suffer so yeah you suffered.

See you in the next chapter!

*flips hair dramatically*