Idk who tagged me but yeeeee

Someone tagged me
Doing that bro
Reveal 10 thin- 10 THINGS BOUT ME?! Okay okay y'all love me so much and wanna know so much about this wonderful alien huh?

1. I have green blood
2. I can gulp down 13 pills all together with one sip of water
3. I'm hella depressing at night
4. I'm good at lying
5. In the morning I'm like dis

Today when I woke up my mom was screaming at my face. "KID WAKE UP IF YOU DONT STUDY IMMA BEAT YOH ASS CAUSE THATS MY HOBBY AND IF YOU FAIL IM GONNA GET JUDGED FOR NOT BEING A GREAT ASS MOM SO WAKE TF UP" she makes great speeches don't she?
Me:

6. I speak Neptunese
7. BTS IS LIFE BTS IS DADDY
Who reads my shit
8. I can play ping pong ball I forgot the name

9. I'm hilarious. I can blow your underwear off.
10. Gur 98% boi 2% = my love life
Put a title to the tag okay

Tell a joke? Okay
I have

Good? Thank you
Spoiler.... I'm making a depressing story which is gonna come out next year I think. And I'm making a book NEPENTHE okay? I bet y'all don't know that word if ya do then stfu

I pasted the rules long ago

Mkay but sperm donor? Gotta study bout it what if I end up with BTS's sperm no? Okay won't risk it

See you in the next chapter!

*flips hair dramatically*