I honestly don't know why we did this. This pairing is so...WEIRD. Unfortunately it was crackhead hours  and we have no control of what we do during that time. Please enjoy the story and give feedback (does this even deserve feedback Lmao?)

Heimlich, the dummy thick caterpillar, crawls into the café. With each graceful step, his fat jiggles. He glances to a booth, his stomach growling for some tasty furniture, but he knows he cannot give in to the sinful acts. Coffee shall help his urges, and so, he continues on towards the counter. "Hi! I'd like to order a White Mocha Frappuccino- No straw sksks and cardboard cup please."
He spoke, the corners of his mouth rose to form a smile.

Ice Age Baby stopped washing dishes and turned around to look at his new customer. He immediately fell in love with all of the curves and love handles on the skinny legend Heimlich's body. He let out a few annoying shrieks and gurgles that roughly translated to "sure, coming right up". Ice Age Baby worked swiftly in preparing the dummy thicc caterpillar's drink and finally he was done. He placed the White mocha frappuccino without a straw in a cardboard cup on the counter. He gurgled seductively which translated to "order up~". (oh god please kill me now)

"What the fuck?" His happy expression quickly turned into a form of disgust. He pushed the White Mocha Frappuccino- spilling the drink onto Ice Age Baby. "I'm not taking drinks from you!" His eyes narrowed, his voice deepening with anger. Taking a moment to realize what he did, he gasped. Oh- Oh no! Precious food! He fell to the floor, eating the carboard cup and licking up the coffee. Suddenly, his tongue began to crawl up onto Ice Age Baby, making to sure to lap up every droplet of the White Mocha Frappuccino. Ice Age baby grinned with malice 'finally!' He thougt 'This disgusting slug has fallen for my trap!' But before Ice Age Baby could do anything Heimlich exploded and since he was touching Ice age Baby they exploded together. Heimlich being the skinny legend that he is, resurrected himself  "Damn, this coffee tastes kinda wack... a little too salty." He paused, glancing around. "Huh- What happened? He's gone..? Aw shit, did i eat him on accident?... Not again..."

THE END ♥