Harry glances nervously at his phone as paces in his hotel room. Niall lays sprawled out on his bed tossing a pair of socks in the air and catching them. Already, Harry's sent him a warning gaze, silently telling him to fuck off but Niall continues despite it.

"You're being a girl, Harry," Niall sighs as he sits up from the bed, letting the pair of socks fall next to him. Harry lifts his phone to show Niall the tweet he sent out this morning.

@HarrySTheBest tweeted:

Help me find a guy? His name is Louis Tomlinson and he's 21. I think we accidentally got married and I need to find him for the divorce lol. I think this is him.

*1 attached photo

Reply 489K retweets 1.3M likes

"It has over a million likes, Niall, I'm not being a girl alright? People who know me are going to see this and think I'm gay or something," Harry complains. He runs his free hand through his hair in an attempt to calm himself down.

The last thing he needs is for one of his hookups back home to think he's gay or for gay guys to think that they have a shot with Harry. Don't get him wrong, Harry respects other people's sexual... preferences but that doesn't mean he has to share those preferences. He likes tits and vagina, it is what it is.

"What's wrong with thinking you're gay? Besides, you added that you're straight and that you were drunk. I'm sure people will just think it's funny."

Niall stands and pulls out his own phone. Pathetically, Harry watches as Niall moves his phone to take a selfie. "This isn't the time for selfies, Niall. I'm having a crisis!"

"You're being a drama queen," Niall mutters as he pulls his phone back down to type. A moment later, Harry gets an Instagram notification from his phone.

He glances down and is filled with fury when he sees that Niall posted a new story and tagged Harry in it. Shaking, he taps the story.

The screen is filled with a photo of Harry, taken only seconds before. He'll admit that he looks hot in it, so he's not mad at the photo itself. His hair is what the girls call an 'e-boy' haircut, middle part included. Some of Harry's chest tattoos are in the picture since he's currently shirtless and the grey sweatpants he has on ride low on his hips, teasing his v-line.

Harry's green eyes jump to the bottom of the screen. There's a poll and the question above it reads, 'Is it gay if you drunkenly marry a guy? Askin' for a friend'. However, instead of the two poll options being 'yes' and 'no', Niall changed them to 'yes' and 'obviously'.

"Take this shit down! So many hot girls follow you. I'm gonna lose my tap if you keep this shit up," Harry curses. Niall only laughs at Harry's anger and instead shrugs.

"It's just a joke dude, calm down. Besides, chicks dig feminine guys. You already have the soft, 'I'm-in-touch-with-my-feelings' thing down," Niall adds.

He has a point, Harry decides. Besides, knowing Niall he won't take it down no matter how much Harry asks him to. Instead, Harry decides to obsessively go through the replies of his tweet, hoping nobody thinks Harry's gay or anything.

@BigBussyBitch4 replied to @HarrySTheBest tweet:

Best drunk story lmfao someone find this man's husband

Reply 9 retweets 467 likes

@G_d_Pepper replied to @HarrySTheBest tweet:

Sober thoughts are drunk actions but that's none of my business 🙊🙉🙈

Reply 3 retweets 384 likes

@Li_lo_and_Stitch replied to @HarrySTheBest tweet:

This you? @LouisTommo2

Reply 19 retweets 875 likes

@LouisTommo2 replied to @Li_lo_and_Stitch tweet:

wait a min

Reply 87 retweets 1.1k likes

"Niall, Niall, get up," Harry says as he flails his arm in Niall's direction. He can't take his eyes off the phone as he stares at the tweet of the guy he might be married to. His username sounds similar enough and he looks to be the right age.

"What," Niall groans dramatically as he sits up.

"I think I found him," Harry replies hurriedly. In one leap, Niall's out of the bed and by Harry's side looking over his shoulder.

From behind, Niall reaches over and clicks on the person's profile. "Dude, don't touch my phone," Harry complains as he pulls the phone away from Niall's grasp. A part of him worries about what Niall might do if he gets a little too touchy with the guy's profile.

His account is average looking and his bio is simply 'breathing ig' with a British flag emoji next to. Before Harry has the chance to look at the guy's latest tweets his phone is plucked from his grasp.

It takes Harry a moment to recover and another to turn towards Niall, who stands on the bed. "What the fuck, dickhead! Give me my fucking phone," Harry shouts as he angrily moves towards Niall who types eagerly, a hug smile planted across his face.

Harry climbs on the bed easily and reaches for Niall, but he's too slow. Niall leaps from the bed and lands loudly on the floor. His phone still in Niall's grasp, Harry chases after him, finally pinning him to the wall.

"Whoa, H, maybe you are a lil gay," Niall teases, their noses inches apart. Niall makes a kissy face in Harry's direction, but Harry jerks away from him quickly.

"Give me my phone back," Harry hisses angrily. Niall shrugs and wiggles his wrist. Harry glances up and snatches the phone from Niall's grip. He makes sure to take two large strides away from Niall before looking down at what he's done.

HarrySTheBest:

Heard you might be my hubby. Can't wait to hear back. Xoxo

9/29/20, 6:37 PM

"Niall I will murder you in your sleep," Harry growls as he glances down at the message. There's no way to delete it, so he'll just have to cover up Niall's shit he decides.

"Promise," Niall asks. Harry rolls his eyes as he types out a new message to Louis.

HarrySTheBest:

Sorry. My friend got my phone. Were you in Vegas yesterday?

9/29/20, 6:39 PM

Before Harry has the chance to click out of the app, he sees a message pop up under his.

LouisTommo2:

Lol ur all good

Yeah I was in vegas yesterday

I was mad wasted

I'm assuming this is abt that viral tweet

9/29/20, 6:39 PM

HarrySTheBest:

Yeah

9/29/20, 6:40 PM

LouisTommo2:

Well

Nice to finally meet my husband

So

Whats ur name again?

9/29/20, 6:41 PM

HarrySTheBest:

Harry Styles. You must be Louis Tomlinson.

9/29/20, 6:41 PM

LouisTommo2:

Thats my name dont wear it out

Correction

I think your name is

Harry Tomlinson

9/29/20, 6:42 PM

HarrySTheBest:

Haha. Very funny. When are you available to get a divorce?

9/29/20, 6:42 PM

LouisTommo2:

Divorce?

Wow.

Breaking up over text

I see how you are

Why don't you meet me first and then see if you still wanna get a divorce 😉

9/29/20, 6:42 PM

HarrySTheBest:

We can't break up if we were never together. Lets just get this over with. I'm on a bit of a time crunch

9/29/20, 6:43 PM

LouisTommo2:

No need for the sass mate

Besides

You must've thought I was fit if you married me to begin with

9/29/20, 6:43 PM

HarrySTheBest:

I'm straight.

9/29/20, 6:44 PM

LouisTommo2:

Thats why the socks stayed on

Coffee

Tomorrow

Sunset park

3 pm

9/29/20, 6:44 PM

HarrySTheBest:

Fine.

9/29/20, 6:44 PM

LouisTommo2:

See you then

Hubs

Hubby

Hun

😘

9/29/20, 6:45 PM

HarrySTheBest

🙄

9/29/20, 6:45 PM

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Hey guys! New update. Let me know what y'all think. I really enjoy updating this so far. What are your thoughts on Louis and Harry so far? Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed! ~B