Picture this:
You're home alone, just about to go to sleep. Everything is quite. You hear a door close, so you go and check it out. Nothing is there, you brush it off as a pet... but then you realize, you don't have any animals. But you still shrug it off, and go back to bed. Just as your about to fall asleep, you hear a whisper come from your doorway. You shoot up, and look around, but there's nobody there. You brush it off as the wind, and lay back down. Then, in your ear, you hear 'i take a look at my enourmous penis'.