Alex and Skylar stared at each other, practically glaring. Izzy watched them with a blank face as she ate her Lucky Charms. It was 10 in the morning. All three of them were in the kitchen. Jeff had once again pushed the brown-headed boy into Alex's yard, forcing her to look after him.

"I. Want." Skylar said, putting a pause between each word. "A. Grapefruit."

"We don't have grapefruit." Alex replied angrily. Skylar rocked on his stool, causing a leg to slam on the ground and make a loud sound. Izzy winced.

"Why not?!" Skylar demanded. Alex gritted her teeth.

"Because." She growled. "Grapefruits. Are. Bullshit."

"Mom." Izzy reprimand. Skylar gasped and jumped off his stool, pointing at the blue-haired adult.

"YOU SAID ANOTHER BAD WORD!" He wailed. Izzy sighed. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

Alex got up from her stool and took Izzy's empty bowl. She set it in the sink.

"Both of your dads are out." She said irritably. "That's why you're here."

Crash

"Oh he did not." Alex growled. "He did not."

"Alex!" Jeffery Woods yelled as he stomped into the kitchen. Izzy got up and left the kitchen, muttering. Jeff picked up the still-pointing Skylar. "What did you do to my little boy?!"

"Did you break my door again?!" Alex shouted at him. Jeff glared at her.

"I asked first!" He snapped. Alex growled.

"I told him that grapefruit were bullshit."

Jeff blinked. Looked down at Skylar. Looked up at Alex. Blinked again.

"That's his favorite fruit." He said. Alex put her fists on her hips.

"And?!" She demanded. "At least I didn't shove my kid in my neighbor's yard just because I wanted to laze around!"

"That's not what I did!" Jeff complained.

"You're as bullshitty as the grapefruits we don't have." The last part was clearly directed at Skylar. He gasped.

"SHE SAID IT AGAIN!" He screeched. "DAD!"

"Skylar, go back to our house." Jeff said, putting the kid down. Skylar nodded once and ran off.

"MOM DON'T KILL ANYONE!" Izzy yelled from upstairs.

"Jeff." Alex said. He glared at her. "Grapefruits are bullshit, now get.out of my house. Also, you owe me a new door."

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