CHIP is at the front desk of the building, crunching emails and sending out calls. PAUL enters from the rest of the building, carrying a duffle bag and looking tired at the end of a long day.

PAUL

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone who walks in here thinks you're a secretary and you're the CEO.

CHIP

That's the way I like it, Paul.

PAUL

Almost ready to go?

CHIP

Yep. One last email and we'll be off. Where's Louis?

LOUIS bursts through the door and immediately climbs on top of CHIP's desk.

LOUIS

I have never been more terrified!

CHIP, confused

It's not your day to shine, buddy.

LOUIS

I am Harry, Harry is me. We are the same person, therefore I am as terrified as he is. I'd be there with him right now if he didn't push me away and tell me to get some work done.

PAUL

Good thing. Probably wouldn't have gotten through sound-check without bawling like a baby.

LOUIS

And I have to get there soon to stop him from trying to crowd-surf or something ridiculous.

CHIP

Harry is refined, like me.

PAUL and LOUIS laugh as CHIP turns his computer off and grabs his satchel.

LOUIS

Maybe when he's being professional. But he is a weirdo. And goes batshit insane when he gets on stage.

PAUL

Have you played Cards Against Humanity with him?

CHIP, frowns

I was sick the day of the New Year's Eve party!

LOUIS

We invited you to his birthday party too.

CHIP

I had scheduling conflicts.

PAUL walks out the front door, expecting the others to follow.

PAUL

He was probably playing Minesweeper with his girlfriend.

CHIP

We get competitive!

LOUIS shoulder-checks CHIP.

LOUIS

When are the two of you gonna tie the knot?

CHIP adjusts his glasses.

CHIP

We barely moved in together. Geez geez. Meanwhile you and Harry have been like Siamese twins since the day you met!

PAUL

It's gross to see how they mirror each other.

The three of them walk out into the early March air and get into PAUL's car. He is driving them to the first show of HARRY's tour.

Cut to them arriving backstage, passes slung around their neck. LOUIS can't stop smiling as he looks for the dressing room. He finds it and throws the door open.

LOUIS

Hazza!

The two of them immediately embrace and LOUIS looks over at HARRY's all-blue open front suit.

LOUIS

Quite a handsome man I've got here.

HARRY

Hey! So do I! My beautiful bitch boi.

They kiss, only to remember that CHIP and PAUL are standing in the doorway.

HARRY, sheepishly

Thanks for coming tonight, guys. There's seats for the three of you in the boxes. Get drinks, popcorn. Dance until you die. Whatever the vibes are.

PAUL

You're gonna smash it! We can hear the shouts from here!

CHIP

Don't do anything too crazy on stage.

LOUIS pats HARRY's bum.

LOUIS

No marriage proposals, ok?

HARRY

Like I'd ever marry someone as bitch-boi as you.

CHIP, to PAUL

I don't understand their "bitch boi" joke.

PAUL shrugs and drags LOUIS out after one final hug. A little while later, HARRY comes on stage and starts introducing his band and finally says,

HARRY

And up there in the box is my lovely boyfriend Louis Tomlinson, who inspired most of the songs I'm going to sing tonight. I hope you like them.

The crowd goes insane and you can see the happiness in Harry's eyes.