I Can't Shut Up [Transcript]

Episode ??? - It's Britney, Bitch.

Voices - Tommo

[0:00]

Tommo: So, it's been a while. And for everyone wondering, I'm Louis Tomlinson. Of the I Can't Shut Up podcast. Which is never going away. My haters can go fuck themselves. But, yeah. It's the middle of September, and I've been in the middle of nowhere with the farm animals for almost three months. But I'm back.

[9:12]

Tommo: I've been keeping up with some things. I know that it was that bitch-ass Randy who did this. (laughs) I also know that my boyfriend beat him something fierce. There's nothing good I can say about Randy, because he really fucked everything up. I never wanted my identity to be out there, but now that it is, I have to deal with that and come to terms with it. Which is what I've been trying to do for the last....however long it's been.

[20:54]

Tommo: If you Google my name now, and scroll through the images, it's all my face. My Wikipedia page has a picture. A really bad one too, I might add. Please change that immediately, guys. But, I have to go to like the 10th page to find pictures of my white box.

[30:23]

Tommo: I'll need to talk to Chip, but I may want to start doing a couple visual podcasts now. I have to roll with the punches, after all. But the white box will always be around. It's so comfy in there, and I'm not going to want to take that away and just be chilling in a bed while an A-class celebrity is sitting on the couch on the other side of my little flimsy wall. But maybe I'll come out and meet them for a minute. Maybe that system would have led to Harry and I getting together four months earlier. I'll never get enough time with that boy. That is, if he still wants me, when I come back. We've had more time apart than together now, and that's brutal. I miss him so bad.