I Can't Shut Up [Transcript]

Episode 823 - I'm In Love w/ Harry Styles

Voices: Tommo, Timothy

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Tommo: Hello, welcome to I Can't Shut Up! I'm Louis Tomlinson! For you, there have been no lapse in podcasts, but I was gone for a week, taking a short trip to London. And yes, everyone knows why. I got to meet Harry Styles in person, profess my love for him, and now we're dating. Me. In a committed relationship.

Timothy: Everyone is so happy for you.

Tommo: Don't be fake, Timothy. We know everyone's going to bother Harry now, asking for pictures of me, or trying to see the two of us together. No pictures of us exist, and we won't be going out in public unless we're sure it's safe. Give us some space, guys.

Timothy: Do people really try that hard to get proof of your identity?

Tommo: There's been cases, you know. People have broken in here, you know that. I was mobbed the one time I went to VidCon and stayed in my box, with security. Had to be taken out the back door and I cried the whole time. Really thought it was gonna go well. We were all idiots back then, honestly. Harry's just coming into my world, and I don't want it to impact his life too much, you know?

Timothy: Spoken like a true taken person.

Tommo: We're practically married, said I love you. I don't care if anyone says that we're moving too fast. To us, it doesn't feel like that. We're just meant for each other. I have a boyfriend! It feels so weird to say that!

Timothy: And he does know what you look like, yes?

Tommo: Yes, I thought we'd been over that.

Timothy: Sorry that I'm dumb.

Tommo: Yes, Harry and I have met. He's just as curly and tall and green-eyed in person. So much better than the photos. I got a cut on my finger from his jawline, believe it or not.

Timothy: You can't see it, but I just rolled my eyes.

Tommo: In case no one has figured out, all we're talking about today is the lovely Harry Styles, my boyfriend of a whole eight days! More when you're listening to this, and never a day after this where we aren't, I hope.