a normal boy a normal life (2/2)

Y/n PoV

I was In class during the first session while I was in the front of the class since apparently my teacher wants me to be really close to her so she could keep an eye on me

After she took our homework from us and began reviewing them I just sat there doing nothing

"Mr akemi may I ask why you are not taking notes?"asked the teacher even though she already knew the answer

"Well it's probably because I got everything right on the previous exam and it's boring anyways"i said

"Oh?so my classes are boring now?"

"School is boring in general miss"

"Well then I suppose you won't need to attend this class then

Out"she ordered me to get out as I heard people giggling while I left

As I got out she violently shut the door

I looked back and into the hallways as I then had a smile

"This is going to be fun"i said as I began to work

++++++++++++later 3rd PoV+++++++++++

The bell rang out as it was time for students to go for lunch and since it was a school that went from middle school to high school many different people got out

However something unexpected happened

There was a knife stuck to the top of doors which cut a string which in turn had a crossbow near the ceiling launching an arrow cutting through numerous pillows releasing tons of feather on Y/n's class

"What was that?is he at it again?"asked one of the girls

This was innocent compared to his past plans

"HEY I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND GETTING A TAKE OUT LUNCH TODAY!!"he shouted as he was on a skateboard while carrying a bucket of slimy water which was actually the water used to wash away the unnecessary parts of their meal like peckers testicles and other things and he had made sure to mix them well with the water

And so he passed by them and splashed them all with the water before running away

"OH MY GOD MY HAIR!Y MAKEUP HE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!GET HIM!!!!"shouted one of the girls who was originally laughing at him when he arrived in school

The students all ran towards where the young boy was skating awa

The group of girls then decided to walk to the bathroom to wash away the feathers

"Geez what a loser,he can't get good grades and he let's out his frustration on us"said girl n°1

"Yeah can't believe him,I don't understand what headmistress tomoe is waiting for to expel him?"said girl n°2

"I heard some rumors that she's the person who takes him back home"said girl n°3

"I'll just tell my mother to file a complaint that's all"said girl n°1 as she entered a bathroom stall

She did her business and flushed the toilet however something went wrong

And the dirty water which even had her business splashed her completely wet and dirty

"WHAT THE HELL?!WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?!"shouted girl n°1

"How did he know you were going here?"asked girl n°3

"Oh I didn't!"

They followed the voice which led them to a window as Y/n had a smug smile on his face as he held a wrench in his hand

"Which is why I messed with all the toilets in the school"he said as they then heard people panicking all over the school

"I HOPE YOU ROT IN THE DARK CONTINENT!!!"shouted girl n°1

"Eh,they'd get fed up with me and kick me out anyways"he said as he then saw a horde of people running after him

"That's my cue!see ya!"he said as he then started to run

He ran to the gym as he had another thing prepared and closed the door to by himself some time
However it didn't stop them for more than half a second as they entered,however it was all that he needed as they were greeted by a one wheelbarrow with tons of kolas on the back and they looked like they were about to burst as he held a string which divided in multiple other strings and he pulled on it which opened the bottle thus flashing him forward

He used the metal pole on the back of the one wheelbarrow to jump over them and into the main recess area which also led to the canteen as the students were still following him

He then jumped out of his vehicle as it was time for his final prank

All the dirty water and feathers led up to this

All the students stormed in the canteen as they saw Y/n with a tennis ball machine as he was putting in eggs

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"he shouted as the machine started shooting out eggs at all the students as Y/n was laughing like a mad man

"Y/N!!!TO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!"he heard a familiar voice as he stopped the machine and the students split up to reveal the school's headmistress mami tomoe


"Oh boy am I in trouble"

+++++++++++++++later++++++++++++++

I was in the headmistress's office as she was glaring at me after cleaning herself from the eggs

"Unacceptable Y/n you're pushing it too far"

"I suppose all you need to do is expel me right?considering the fact that I'm not even good at studying"i said

"Good try Y/n but no,I don't think it's a coincidence that despite being dead last in all the tests and school activities and then miraculously being the number one student in exams

And your attempts at trying to make it seem like you're an idiot only forwards it

I mean to go as far as adding another month like decembruary?"she said

"Eh"

"You could be the best and most looked up to student and even go on the continental scoreboard yet you ruin it all by making pranks that are sometimes the most surreal things ever made,just last month you set the pool on fire and I didn't know if I should have called a plumber or the firefighters"

"Who knows,maybe both?"

She sighed

"Y/n I know that Sarah hardy not only betraying you but also leaving left a big impact on you,but you have to move on!"she said

"I don't care about her,I tried to protect her but she turned her back against me and joined everyone on making fun of me,what was between us doesn't matter anymore"i said

She looked down

"Anywho,it's time for us to leave,last time I arrived with you later than usual your mother gave me sour tea"she said as I went back to my classroom

I found my desk filled with obscene drawings and messages telling me to off myself

"As if I'll listen to what they say,idiots"i said as I grabbed my bag which they filled with junk

after emptying it I joined aunt mami in her car as we drove back home

"Summer vacation is almost coming,what do you plan on doing then?"she asked me

"I don't know,probably think of new pranks?"

"You should enjoy yourself more you know,like doing something outside for example or activities"

"I'm super weak so don't count on that also you sure you want me to go out?"I asked her

She then looked like she realized what she asked me

"Yeah nevermind that"she said as we then arrived near my house and saw another car besides my mother's car and her police on

"Sweet aunt madoka and sayaka are here!i hope she brought candies"i said as we left the car and got inside the house

"We're home!"I shouted as my mother came out wearing her pajamas and an apron

"Good evening!how was your day today?"she asked me

"I had such a blast!thankfully I learned how to mess with toilets thanks to you!"I said

"Oh really?good for you!why don't you go change your clothes and come back?your aunt madoka brought you presents"she said as I nodded and hurried to my room to put down my stuff and change my clothes and quickly went down to the living room to see aunt madoka and sayaka there

Aunt madoka noticed me

"Oh here comes our prankster!"she said as aunt sayaka turned around as well

"Oh hi Y/n!"

"Here you go Y/n,since you're my taste tester here you go!"she said handing me a bag full of candy (I kind of want some now)

"Oh sweet thanks!"I thanked her

"Hihi,how are you doing in school?"asked aunt sayaka

"Doing good!"

She then turned to mami

"He dropped feathers on his classmates,drenched them in remains of their lunch while also toilet water and shot eggs at them with a tennis ball machine and he prepared everything under one hour"she said

"Oh wow,I..."

They then turned to mom

"Umm like your ancestor yukari Yakumo used to say

Show those men who's the boss!"she said bringing out a picture frame of our ancestor


"I'm a boy"

She looked down

"Anyways Let's throw all this stuff away and just enjoy ourselves what do you say?"asked aunt madoka as we all nodded

This is my life,the most normal life you will ever see

And it will stay that way

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Enjoying this too much can't stop

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