Oreo(mind):I'm not sure if this will even work, but let's see.

Oreo:"Ok, Fuma!"

*A girl with short orange hair and brown eyes, holding a shuriken attached to a chain*

Fuma:"Hello, nice to meet you, Oreo-master."

Oreo(mind):Alright, I can also summon the New Hanzo girls, too. Nice!

Oreo:"Alright, Asuka 2.0! Let's see what you have!"

Fuma:"Oh, yes, master."

*Fuma swings her chain around, but she's gotten very to hitting me*

Oreo:"Whoa! Ok, maybe I'll use you when I'm not in the same room as you."

Fuma:"Uh...ok, master."

Oreo:"Ok, that'll be it, thank you."

*Fuma disappears*

Oreo(mind):Alright, for the New Hanzo girls there's Fuma, Hijikata, Ayame, Seimei, and Muramasa. And their personalities are similar to their OG Hanzo counterparts. Fuma is similar to Asuka, Hijikata is similar to Ikaruga, Ayame is similar to Katsuragi, and Muramasa is similar to Hibari, but Seimei is nothing like Yagyu.

Oreo:"Alright, you're next, Hijikata!"

*A girl with brown hair and blue eyes, wielding a giant hammer, appears before me*

Hijikata:"Hello."

Oreo:"Hey...ok."

*I put a piece of broken pillar in front of Hijikata*

Oreo:"Let's see what you can do."

Hijikata:"...Is this only for your amusement?"

Oreo:"...Yes, I wanna see what I can do, because I wanna see how cool it is in real life, please."

Hijikata:"Fine."

*Hijikata raises her hammer, and smashes the piece of broken pillar*

Oreo:"Alright, how about you try to hit it midair?"

*I pick up a rock and throw it at Hijikata, she swings her hammer, and hits the rock out of the abandoned building*

Oreo:"Holy shit...I pretty sure you sent that all the way to China!"

Hijikata:"...Master, is this all just fun and games to you?"

Oreo:"Huh?"

Hijikata:"What do you think of when you hear of slave owners?"

Oreo:"They're assholes that don't care about the lives of their slaves."

Hijikata:"Exactly, and I'm getting the impression that you could be similar."

Oreo:"What?! Me? I'm not a asshole who takes another life only to serve me."

Hijikata:"And what exactly are you planning to do with us as your slaves? I will slap you if you say the wrong thing."

Oreo:"One, that's rude. Two, I plan to have you girls fight crime that's apparently sprung out of nowhere, that burglary a few hours ago, that shit doesn't usually happen."

Hijikata:"Are you only gonna use us for that?"

Oreo:"...No, I could use the company. who knows, maybe you girls would end up wanting to be with me, that's what I hope."

Hijikata:"...Ok, not bad. I'll go with it, but don't you even think about abandoning us."

Oreo:"That's what you'll think I'll do?! Of course, I won't!"

Hijikata:"...I'll believe you for now."

Oreo:"Ok, That's it for now."

*Hijikata disappears*

Oreo:"..."

Oreo(mind):These girls...are way more than just slaves, they still have their personalities and free will from their original world.

Oreo:"Alright, next is Ayame."

*The stone starts glowing, and a girl with long black hair, and red eyes, wear iron boots and gloves, appears before me*

Ayame:"Hello, master."

Oreo:"H-Hey, I actually don't think I need to test you out, since you're basically Katsuragi and Yozakura if they decided not to focus on only one half of their body."

Ayame:"T-Thank-...wait, did you insult my Katsuragi."

Oreo:"Oh, I forgot about that."

Oreo(mind):She's obsessed with Katsuragi.

Oreo:"Ok, don't need to make this any worse than it already is."

Ayame:"Hey, wait-"

*Ayame disappears*

Oreo:"On the bright side, if everyone is inside the stone, then she gets to spend more time with 'her Katsuragi'.

Oreo:"Alright, next is Seimei. This is gonna be difficult."

*A girl with short blue hair and blue eyes, with an RPG with pillows attached to it, appears before me, asleep*

Seimei:"Zzz..."

Oreo:"Of course she's asleep."

Oreo(mind):That her most defining character trope.

Seimei:"Zzz...Huh? Oh, hello, master..."

Oreo:"Uh...hey..."

Seimei:"Zzz..."

Oreo:"Ugh...I'm predicting that once I summon her, she's gonna fall asleep and accidentally pull the trigger of her RPG, and it ends up hitting me, and not the bad guy."

Oreo(mind):This is great training...

Oreo:"Alright, I'm gonna let you sleep, Seimei."

Seimei:"Zzz...thank you, master...zzz..."

*Seimei disappears*

Oreo(mind):Wow, she actually thanked me for letting her sleep...she's gonna be interesting to hang around...Alright, last one!

Oreo:"And last but not least, Hibari 2.0, aka Muramasa!"

*The stone starts glowing and a girl with short blonde hair and different colored eyes, one red, one blue, with Vernier arms, appears before me*

Muramasa:"Y-Yes, master."

Oreo:"I thought I told everyone to call me Oreo, or Oreo-master."

Muramasa:"I'm sorry, master. changing owner's name to Oreo-master."

Oreo(mind):The fact that she's a robot makes her calling me master almost seem normal, but she looks like a loli, so calling me master would make a lot of people think the wrong thing.

Muramasa:"What do you need, Oreo-master?"

Oreo:"Uh...I only have one question, how big can your hands become?"

Muramasa:"Processing...around 15 feet in height."

Oreo:"Oh, Jesus."

Muramasa:"Look!"

*Muramasa's hand grows and becomes more than twice the size of me*

Oreo:"Holy shit..."

*Muramasa turns her hand back to normal size*

Muramasa:"See, Muramasa can be useful."

Oreo(mind):Her fists, like Yagyu's umbrella can be used as a great shield.

Oreo:"Ok, thank you very much, Muramasa."

Muramasa:"You're welcome, Oreo-master."

*Muramasa disappears*

Oreo:"..."

Oreo(mind):Should I keep testing out every character...no, there's still so many characters, and the sun is starting to set. Hijikata is right, I shouldn't force these girls to show me their attacks just for my own amusement.

*I look at the stone in my hand, and start heading back home*

Oreo:"...!"

*My stomach starts growling*

Oreo:"Damn..."

Oreo(mind):I forgot to eat dinner.

*I eat dinner before I get back home*

Oreo:"I'm back, mom."

Mom:"Alright, you need to get ready for bed, sweetie."

Oreo:"Ok, will do."

*I get ready for bed*

Oreo:"Alright. Goodnight, momma!"

Mom:"Goodnight, sweetie."

*I turn off my lights, and lay down in bed*

Oreo(mind):I can't believe this is actually happening...I'm now able to summon ninja girls...

*I go to sleep*

Narrator:I then noticed that my life was gonna be a big shit show after that day.

Hey bros, it's me, the author. I decided to cut this short, because it's gonna take too damn long, so hope you newbies who don't know anything about SK, I hope my descriptions would be good enough. Anyway, see you guys next time!