Episode 3, part 1: testing #1
Narrator:Now that I know how to summon the girls, let's see who they do in battle.
Oreo(mind):Alright, the rest of the OG Hanzo girls are Katsuragi, Ikaruga, Yagyu, and Hibari.
Oreo:"Alright, come on out. Katsuragi!"
*The stone starts glowing, and a girl with long, blonde hair and greenish-blue eyes, wearing metal boots, appears before me*
Katsuragi:"Hello there, my master."
Oreo:"U-Uh...hey."
Katsuragi:"So you want me to show off? You've got it."
*Katsuragi picks up a big piece of a broken pillar, and throws it in the air. When it comes back down to her, she kicks it and destroys it*
Oreo:"!...Alright, looks like you are all ready to fight."
Katsuragi:"Yep, I am!"
Oreo:"Nice, alright, we'll work on your powerful attacks later, now return to the stone."
Katsuragi:"Fine."
*Katsuragi disappears*
Oreo(mind):Next one would be, Ikaruga.
Oreo:"Alright, Ikaruga!"
*I stone starts glowing, and a girl with long black hair, and blue eyes, holding a sword, appears before me*
Ikaruga:"Hello, master."
Oreo:"Ok, you all can just call me Oreo, if you want, you can add master at the end of it. I just don't really like being called master all the time."
Ikaruga:"O-Ok, Oreo-master."
Oreo:"Thank you, Ikaruga. Now on what you can do."
Ikaruga:"Shall I demonstrate?"
Oreo:"Yes, please."
*Ikaruga unsheathes her sword and looks at the grass*
Oreo(mind):Wait, can she even hit something that small?!
*She moves her sword through the air at incredible speed, and pieces of grass fly up*
Oreo:"!...Awesome! I have my own swordswoman!"
Ikaruga:"I'm glad that I was able to satisfy you, Oreo-master."
Oreo:"Oh, yeah. Thank you, that'll be it. We'll test you're element attacks later."
*Ikaruga disappears*
Oreo(mind):Ok, next is...Yagyu, oh god, here we go.
Oreo:"Yagyu!"
*A girl with white pigtailed hair and red eyes, with an umbrella, appears before me*
Yagyu:"..."
Oreo:"Ok, look. I know you won't like this, calling me master and following my orders, so I'll just ask for you to show me some water attacks."
Yagyu:"...Ok."
*Yagyu opens up her umbrella, but aims it at me*
Oreo:"Ah! W-W-Wait, please don't hit me."
Yagyu:"Ugh..."
*Yagyu fires a water spiral at the wall, and it passes the side of my head*
Oreo:"Haha...very funny, Yagyu...maybe try not to hit me on purpose?"
Yagyu:"Ugh...yes, Oreo."
Oreo(mind):On the bright side, she doesn't call me master.
Oreo:"Alright, thank you."
*Yagyu disappears*
Oreo(mind):Last, but nothing least...my favorite of the Hanzo girls!
Oreo:"Alright! Hibari!"
*A girl with short pink hair, blue eyes, with pink pupils, appears before me*
Hibari:"H-Hello, Oreo-master."
*Hibari nervously says*
Oreo:"Uh...hello, Hibari. Let see...what can you do...I know you don't like fighting, so let's see if I find something."
Hibari:"I-I'm sorry, Oreo-master. I-I'm not the strongest when it comes to fighting."
*I see tears welling up in Hibari's eyes*
Oreo:"Ah! N-N-No, it's fine. You can be useful without fighting."
Oreo(mind):But she can't cook or clean around either, so...
Oreo:"Oh, I've got it."
Hibari:"Huh?"
Oreo:"Follow me."
Hibari:"O-Ok."
*Hibari follows me, as I take her to a park near my house*
Oreo:"Let's see, there."
*We approach a big tree*
Oreo:"Alright, here's your test. Can you go to the top of the tree?"
Hibari:"?...O-Ok."
*Hibari jumps and grabs onto the tree, and climbs it*
Oreo:"Nice job, Hibari! You did great!"
Hibari:"U-Uh...Oreo-master!"
Oreo:"Yeah? What's up?"
Hibari:"I-I...I can't get back down."
Oreo:"Huh?! You can't?!"
*Hibari shakes her head from atop the tree*
Oreo(mind):You're kidding...
Oreo:"Ok, I'm...I'm gonna go get a latter!"
*I go get a latter, and raise it high enough to reach Hibari*
Oreo:"Ok, grab onto me!"
Hibari:"Ah! Oreo-master, I'm so scared!"
Oreo:"I-It's ok."
Oreo(mind):How do you think I feel! I'm on a latter that's about 15 feet off the ground! I could break my spine from this drop!
Oreo:"G-Grab my hand!"
*I reach out to Hibari, and she grabs my hand*
Oreo:"Ok! Now take this slow-"
Hibari:"Ah!"
*Hibari pushes her other hand off the tree, and jumps onto me*
Oreo:"Ugh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
*I grab onto the latter, but Hibari's grip slips and she starts falling*
Hibari:"Ah!!!"
Oreo:"Hibari!"
*Without thinking, I jump off the latter, and grab onto Hibari*
Oreo(mind):Shit!
*I try to shield Hibari from the fall*
Hibari:"O-Oreo-master!"
*Hibari spawns a cloud and softens our fall*
Oreo:"Huh? Whoa..."
Hibari:"!"
*Hibari realizes what just happened*
Hibari:"I-I saves us?"
Oreo:"...Yeah, you did."
Hibari:"Ahaha! I did it!"
*The cloud disappears, and we hit the ground*
Oreo:"Ugh! On the bright side, you can be used for recuses!"
Hibari:"Recuses?"
Oreo:"Yeah, like helping from high falls."
Hibari:"Oh, ok!"
*Hibari smiles, and I pat her head*
Oreo:"Good job, Hibari."
Hibari:"Thank you, Oreo-master."
*Hibari gives me a hug before disappearing*
Oreo:"Whoa! Haha."
Oreo(mind):I guess it all ended in a good way.
Oreo:"I tried to save Hibari, but she ended up saving me instead."
*The stone starts glowing*
Oreo:"Huh?"
Oreo(mind):That's weird, I didn't try to summon anyone.
*Hibari and Yagyu appear before me*
Oreo:"Huh?"
Oreo(mind):Wait, I can summon more than one at a time?!
Oreo:"O-Oh, Yagyu!"
Oreo(mind):Shit, I'm dead. Yagyu is way overprotective towards Hibari, and after what I just made her do, she's definitely gonna kill me!
*Yagyu starts approaching me with a serious expression*
Oreo:"L-Listen, I-I'm sorry, ok. I didn't know Hibari couldn't get back down-"
*Before I could try to explain myself, Yagyu bows to me*
Oreo:"?"
Yagyu:"...Thank you Oreo, for trying to save Hibari. I was gonna hurt you if you didn't."
Oreo:"Uh...no problem."
Yagyu:"It also looked like you did it without thinking, for that I have one question, why?"
Oreo:"?"
Yagyu:"Why did you try to save Hibari without thinking? You could've hurt yourself."
Oreo:"Oh...I guess that was just my 'inner Yagyu' coming out."
Yagyu:"?"
Oreo:"N-Never mind. Uh...anyway, I need to test out a few other girls."
Yagyu:"...Understood."
Hibari:"Thank you, again!"
*They both disappear*
Oreo:"Alright."
Oreo(mind):I'll test out the Gessen girls next, those are Yumi, Yozakura, Murakumo, Shiki, and Minori. Alright.
Narrator:I tested out all of the OG Hanzo girls, but there's many more to go.
Hey guys, it's me, the author. In case you guys haven't noticed the title, this is only one part of the many this episode is gonna be, because these parts are mostly gonna be for new comers and for comedic moments, so if you guys don't want to read the episode, you can skip it once it's fully done. Anyway, see you guys next time!
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