Narrator:After sleeping with Minori, I'm gonna take down Robert Williams, and hopefully get rid of all the crime.

*The next morning*

Oreo:*Yawns*

*I wake up to Minori staring at me*

Oreo:"!"

Minori:"Good morning, Oreo-master!"

Oreo:"Y-Yeah, morning."

*I get out of bed, and get ready for the day*

Oreo(mind):Alright, I have all week to take this guy down, let's try the aggressive approach.

*I put my hoodie, beanie, and mask on*

Oreo:"Alright. all set, Minori?"

Minori:"Yeah! I'm all set!"

Oreo:"Alright, let's go."

*We go outside, and Minori takes me to the roof of my house*

Oreo:"Alright, where to?"

Minori:"Hmm..."

Oreo:"No clue? Alright, Murasaki."

*The stone starts glowing, and Murasaki appears before us*

Murasaki:"Y-Yes, Oreo-master?"

Oreo:"You have an amazing smell, can you smell Robert Williams scent to find where he is?"

Murasaki:*Sniff* *Sniff* "H-He's in his hideout."

Oreo:"Great, lead the way."

Murasaki:"O-Ok."

Oreo:"Minori? Are you ok in the stone for this?"

Minori:"Aww...I wanted to be with master more!"

Oreo:"Heh...don't worry, once we're done, I'm make time to be with everyone."

Oreo(mind):I'll finally get to meet everyone.

*Minori disappears*

Oreo:"Alright, let's go."

Murasaki:"S-Sure."

*Murasaki takes me to the hideout*

Oreo:"Alright now time to-"

*I start hearing something from my earpiece*

Crystal(earpiece):"Oreo? Oreo, can you hear me?"

Oreo:"?...Yeah, I can hear you, Crystal."

Crystal(earpiece):"Great, hey."

Oreo:"Hello. What's up?"

Crystal(earpiece):"I've found out somethings about Robert Williams, apparently he has been part of a gang of kingpins. According to an article, they each have a bodyguard, and their bodyguards are...unnatural it says."

Oreo:"Well, they call me unnatural, so these people probably stumbled upon a curse like I have, maybe worse."

Crystal(earpiece):"Can you take them?"

Oreo:"No idea, wish me luck."

Crystal(earpiece):"Of course."

Oreo:"So, have you though of a superhero name?"

Crystal(earpiece):"Nope. I don't think I really need one."

Oreo:"Good decision. Alright, I'll see you afterwards."

Crystal(earpiece):"You're already there?"

Oreo:"Of course, I've got to stop him soon."

Crystal(earpiece):"Alright, best of luck."

*The earpiece buzzes*

Oreo(mind):Alright.

*Murasaki and I enter the hideout again. I see Murasaki shaking*

Oreo:"Murasaki, if it's too scary for you, you don't have to go with."

Murasaki:"N-No, it's just. I smell a reeking scent, further in."

Oreo:"Further in? It must be his bodyguard."

Murasaki:"I-I am scared."

*Murasaki grabs onto my arm*

Oreo:"T-Then you can go back into the stone. You don't have to deal with this."

Murasaki:"N-No...i-it's fine, I don't wanna go back into the stone anyway."

Oreo:"...Ok then."

*We head further in the hideout, there is surprising no guys*

Murasaki:"...I don't like this."

Oreo:"Neither do I, something's off. Yumi, Asuka, help us out."

*The stone starts glowing. Yumi, and Asuka appear before us*

Oreo:"Alright, we've got it all set from here, Murasaki."

Murasaki:"B-But-"

Oreo:"I'm sorry, but I don't want you to accidentally end up hurting us. Your 'Root of Calamity' thing is too dangerous."

Murasaki:"!"

Oreo:"I'm sorry."

Murasaki:"...Oreo-master..."

*Murasaki disappears*

Oreo:"Alright, you two ready?"

Yumi:"Yes, Oreo-master."

Asuka:"Yeah! Alright, let's do this, Oreo-master!"

Oreo:"Heh...that's the spirit."

*Yumi and Asuka sense something from behind a door on the other side of the hideout*

Yumi:"Something's behind there."

Oreo:"...Well, who wants to go first?"

Asuka:"Uh..."

Yumi:"Ugh...fine."

*Yumi goes up to the door, but the door gets blown away, and Yumi gets sent flying back*

Oreo:"Holy shit!"

*A guy, who's fist has smoke coming out of it, appears through the door*

Asuka:"Who's he?!"

Oreo:"...Bodyguard."

???:"Rah!"

*The guy punches the ground and sends all of us back*

Oreo:"Ugh! What the hell?!"

Oreo(mind):Unnatural is an god damn understatement! More like overpowered!

*I get back up*

Oreo:"Ugh! Asuka, Yumi, are you two ok?"

Yumi:"Ugh! Yeah. I'm fine, Oreo-master."

Asuka:"Ugh! Honestly, Oreo-master, I've been better."

Oreo:"Great, now we have a special person on the field."

Asuka:"How special?"

*The guy rushes to Asuka, and punches her, his fist explodes, and Asuka gets sent flying back*

Oreo:"That. That's how special he is."

Asuka:"Ok, got it."

Yumi:"Can we take him?"

Oreo:"Not like this. Fūma!"

*The stone starts glowing, and Fūma appears before us*

Oreo:"Help is out."

*I take cover in a room, and I break the windows to see the battle*

Oreo:"Asuka, are you ok?"

Asuka:"Ugh! What do you think I'm gonna a say?"

Oreo:"That 'you've been better'."

Asuka:"Exactly."

*Fūma helps Asuka up*

Asuka:"Thanks, Fūma."

Fūma:"No problem, Asuka. Just who are we even fighting against exactly?!"

???:"My fantastic bodyguard!"

*I look up to see Robert Williams on a higher level, with floor made of wire*

Oreo:"There he is."

Yumi:"I'm on it."

*Yumi goes for Rob, but his bodyguard sends Yumi flying before she can get to him*

Yumi:"What?!"

???:"Hehe, take that. bitch!"

Rob:"Amazing, isn't he?"

Oreo:"Son of a bitch!"

Oreo(mind):There's got to be a way to get up there, without getting targeted by bombfists over there.

Rob:"Hahaha! No matter how many girls you summon, you won't be able to get through this, Summoner!"

Oreo:"Heh...I obviously doubt that. Come on!"

*I get the stone out, and hold it out*

Oreo:"Hanzo, Gessen, come on out!"

*The stone starts glowing brighter than usual, as all the Hanzo, and Gessen girls show up*

Oreo:"Alright. Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Hijikata, Ayame, Murakumo, Shiki, and Yozakura, help out Asuka, Yumi, and Fūma with this guy. Everyone else, try to find a way to get me up to Rob."

All:"Yes, Oreo-master!"

*Everyone does what they are assigned to*

Asuka:"Hah!"

*Asuka tries to strike the guy, but he sends Asuka back*

Asuka:"Ugh!"

Katsuragi:"I've got you, Asuka! Hehe..."

Asuka:"Ah!"

*Asuka kicks off of Katsuragi's head*

Katsuragi:"Ugh! Wow..."

Asuka:"S-Sorry, Katsu!"

Katsuragi:"Now I'm disappointed..."

Ikaruga:"Katsu, snap out of it. Come on!"

Katsuragi:"Ugh...fine."

*Katsuragi, and Ikaruga catch the guy off guard, and Katsuragi kicks him back*

???:"Ugh! Damn you."

Ikaruga:"You're a mindless fool."

???:"No you, bitch. What do you think this is?!"

*The guy gets up, but gets knocked back by Yozakura*

Yozakura:"I've got this."

Ayame:"Let me help!"

???:"Ugh! Haha, I see that you two are punching type of hoes, I like that."

Yozakura:"Why you..."

Ayame:"Erg..."

???:"Man, sucks that you guys aren't on our side, but fuck it."

*The guy rushes up to Yozakura, and Ayame clash with both of his fists*

???:"Hehe, not bad."

Yozakura:"!"

Ayame:"Ah!"

*The guy's fist explodes, and sends Ayame, and Yozakura back*

Murakumo:"Hah!"

*Murakumo rushes the guy, and tries to strike him with her cleaver, but he grabs the cleaver before it hits him*

Murakumo:"!...Hah!"

*Murakumo thrusts her spear with her other hand, but it sparks when it comes into contact with the guy*

Murakumo:"!...No way?!"

*The guy swings her cleaver, and throws Murakumo along with it*

Murakumo:"Ugh!"

Shiki:"OMG, like, are you ok?"

Murakumo:"I'm fine."

Shiki:"Take this!"

*Shiki throws her scythe at the the guy, he jumps up and dodges it*

Shiki:"Heh..."

*Shiki's scythe come back towards her, and hits the guy on it's way back to Shiki*

Shiki:"Haha! That was, like, nothing!"

???:"Ugh!"

*The guy gets back up, but gets wrapped around by Fūma's chain*

???:"Shit!"

*As soon as the shuriken was about hit him, his fists explodes, and the he manages to untangle himself*

Fūma:"Crap."

???:"Erg..."

*The guy tries to strike Fūma, but gets hit by Hijikata's hammer instead, sending him crashing down*

???:"Ugh!"

Yumi:"No."

*As the guy gets back up, Yumi freezes him in that position, but he immediately breaks out*

Yumi:"Erg..."

???:"God...all of you are complete bitches!"

Asuka:"Says the one who can't beat us."

*I see all of them fight the guy, Yagyu, and Muramasa protecting Hibari from any collateral damage, Seimei is asleep, and Minori frolicking around the chaos*

Oreo:"Alright! Minori, with me!"

Minori:"Yay! Ok, Oreo-master."

*Minori grabs me, and goes to the same level as Rob*

Oreo:"Rob, you bastard!"

Rob:"Heh...if it ain't my need to teach you a god damn lesson, I would glad let my bodyguard kill you on the spot."

Oreo:"Once again, I'm flattered."

Rob:"...I had to buy my power, my relationships and all that, it was the only thing keeping me going in this world, then comes this kid in a paintball mask, holding a stone the shape of a god damn heart, and his over attractive servants, that's what they are to you, right?"

Oreo:"You really think they are my servants?!"

Rob:"Yeah, that girl right there, she's as sexy as any hooker in this world. You're girls are a perfect target for sexual abuse, and harassment. Any man can and will take advantage of that."

Minori:"?"

Oreo:"..."

Rob:"You have taken advantage of it, haven't you?"

Oreo:"...No, I haven't. Even you said it, I'm a kid, not a man."

Rob:"Erg..."

Minori:"Oreo-master?"

Oreo:"Help me out."

*Minori and I approach Rob*

Rob:"You really think beat me up, like some bully on a playground, will fix this?!"

Oreo:"It'll sure as hell make the city safer, and you know it!"

Rob:"So what! Take me down, many more will try to take my place."

Oreo:"Man, just shut the hell up."

*Me and Minori get ready to fight Rob*

Narrator:And thus begins the final battle, the next episode is the big finale, so make sure you stay tuned for that!

Hey bros, it's me the author. Can't wait for you guys to see the finale, spoiler alert, it's really sad. Anyway, see you guys next time!