Narrator:Imagine a high school boy who was obsessed with Senran Kagura, that's me. Now imagine acting like the characters because you're so obsessed with it, once again, that's me. My name is Oreo, and I'm a high schooler who is so obsessed with Senran Kagura, that I act like the characters. Now, I'm just a regular high school student, I don't have any sad backstories or anything like most of the characters in Senran Kagura. I have a normal family, and my life was completely normal...'was' completely normal, until one day, in the middle of September, when I was walking home from school.

Oreo:"Man...I have a shit ton of homework."

*I'm walking down with my beanie, cause it was cold outside, when I spot a weird-looking rock, covered in vines on the floor*

Oreo:"?"

*I stop to examine it*

Oreo:"What the?"

*I pick up the rock*

Oreo:"...!"

*I start feeling a throb in my brain, making me drop the rock*

Oreo:"Ugh! What the hell?!"

*I look around me, to see if anyone was staring at me. luckily, no one was there*

Oreo:"Hmm..."

Oreo(mind):What the hell?! That thing made my head hurt just from touching it?!

Oreo:"..."

*I look at the strange looking rock*

Oreo:"...!"

*I start hearing voices in my head*

Oreo(mind):Not again...

???(Oreo's mind):pick up the rock, please.

Oreo(mind):What the?! These aren't the normal voices...'Please'? Is this rock gonna suck me up or something?!

???(Oreo's mind):We need your help, mister!

Oreo(mind):Ok, what the actual hell is going on?!

???(Oreo's mind):Just, like, pick us up! Come on!

Oreo(mind):Wait, why is that slang so familiar?!

???(Oreo's mind):Pick it up.

Oreo(mind):Ok, ok!

Oreo:"Ugh..."

*I grab onto the rock*

Oreo:"...!"

*My head starts hurting*

Oreo:"Ugh!"

*I struggle to keep hold of the rock as I fall to my knees, and pull my beanie off with my other hand, I start to hear the female voices again*

???(Oreo's mind):It's gonna hurt, but the pain will stop.

Oreo(mind):Is this thing gonna kill me?!?! I don't want to die from a weird rock!!!

Oreo:"Ugh!!!"

*My head stops hurting, and the vines on the rock disintegrate, to reveal a red, gem-like stone*

Oreo:"What the hell..."

*I fall to the ground*

Oreo(mind):What just happened?! What is up with this god damn stone...

Oreo:"Ugh! ...Let's see."

*I try to sit up, I put my beanie back on, and grab onto the rock*

Oreo:"Wow..."

Oreo(mind):That's quite the rock. question is, what the hell is it?

*I look around before putting it in my pocket, I hear a female voice again*

???(mind):Tell all of us your name.

Oreo(mind):Huh? 'All of us'?!

Oreo:"M-My name is Oreo."

???(mind):Thank you, nice to be at your side, Oreo.

Oreo(mind):What do they mean by that?

*I continue walking home*

Oreo(mind):Damn, that rock completely drained me.

*I stop by a convenience store to get a drink*

Oreo:"Alright."

Oreo(mind):Soda! It's like coffee, but for the youth.

*I get my drink, but I hear the doors open, and guys wearing masks come in, three guys in total, one of the guys had no weapons, another has a shotgun, and the last guy has a pistol. The guy with the shotgun goes to the cashier*

Shotgun burglar:"Ok, make this easy and just gives us the money!"

Cashier:"Jesus! O-Ok, fine."

Oreo(mind):Shit. On the bright side, no one else in the store...wait, that's a bad thing!

*I try to hide*

Armless burglar:"Alright, I'll check the store."

Pistol burglar:"Make it quick, we don't want anyone calling the cops."

Armless burglar:"Alright, alright."

*The guy starts searching the store*

Oreo:*Whispers* "Damn it! These guys are playing dirty!"

*The rock in my pocket starts glowing*

Oreo:"Ah! No, no, no."

*I try to silently cover my pocket*

Armless burglar:"What the hell was that?"

Oreo:"Shit."

*The burglar without any weapons, goes to the soda aisle, and sees me*

Armless burglar:"Shit...hey! We've got a kid here!"

Pistol burglar:"Bring him here."

Armless burglar:"Alright, come on."

*The guy starts walking towards me, but he bumps into an invisible object*

Armless burglar:"Whoa, what the?"

Oreo:"Huh?"

*A barely visible figure, similar to a ghost, slowly starts becoming visible. It's a girl with brown pigtailed hair, and blue eyes, she's wielding a bucket*

Oreo:"Whoa!"

Armless burglar:"What the hell?! Another kid?!"

???:"...Leave my master alone!"

Oreo:"Wait, what?!"

Armless burglar:"What the hell?! This kid has a servant or something!"

Pistol burglar:"Let me see!"

*The burglar with a pistol starts walking towards us*

Oreo:"Ah!"

*I grab on the girl and run out of the alley*

???:"Wha?! But I wanted to play with them!"

Oreo:"This isn't a gam-...wait..."

Oreo(mind):Brown pigtails...blue eyes with yellow pupils...over-the-top playful personality...holy shit...it's Minori from Senran Kagura, wait what?! How?! How the hell did she even get here?!

*I run into the pistol guy, and he tries to shoot me with his pistol*

Oreo:"Ah!"

???:"Hya!"

*The girl knocks it back with her bucket*

???:"Take this!"

*She hits the pistol guy with an upward bucket smack to the chin, and knocks him to the ground*

Pistol burglar:"Agh! What the fuck?!"

Shotgun burglar:"Huh? Oh, shit!"

*The guy aims his shotgun at the girl*

???:"?...!"

*The girl hits the shotgun down, and the burglar misses his shot*

Oreo:"...Holy shit..."

*I watch as she knocks the guy to the ground with a hard bucket smack to the side of his face*

???:"Oops, did I hit him too hard?"

Oreo:"N-Nope, he's fine."

*The armless burglar runs towards me and tries to tackle me, but the girl appears in his way, and hits him on the top of his head with her bucket, and knocks him out instantly*

Oreo:"...What the hell..."

Cashier:"W-What?! W-Who are you?!"

???:"Huh? Oh, my name's Minori! Do you want a candy?"

*Minori reaches into her bucket and pulls out a lollipop*

Cashier:"...Huh?!?!"

Oreo(mind):I was right! It is Minori!

*I grab Minori and head back to the soda alley*

Oreo:"Minori, was it?"

Minori:"Oh, hello Oreo!"

Oreo:"Huh? Wait, how do you know my name? Also, how are you even here?!"

Minori:"I came out of your glowing thingy."

Oreo:"Glowing thin-...oh! The rock?"

*I pull out the rock in my pocket*

Minori:"Yeah, that thing."

Oreo:"Huh...so I basically summoned you?"

Minori:"Yep."

Oreo:"Ok...that makes no sense at all, but ok."

Minori:"Oh, how about you try to summon Yumi, she'll probably know something about it."

*Minori starts disappearing*

Oreo:"Wait, don't leave me-...damn it."

Oreo(mind):I have to summon Yumi? Well, I don't think this is the best place, and I don't even know how to!

*I grab another soda, and pay for it*

Oreo:"Hey, so are you gonna call the cops on these guys?"

Cashier:"Oh, of course I will."

Oreo:"Alright, good. Well, have a good day."

Cashier:"You too sir, and thank you."

Oreo:"Oh, n-no problem."

*I leave the store, and make it back home*

Narrator:That's it for now, next time Oreo's gonna have get some answers, stay tuned for that.

Hey bros, it's me, the author! Hope this was a good first episode, I was gonna pick myself up from making the previous Senran Kagura story, and it being so damn long, so I made this! Now...posting these are gonna need to take time, because this wasn't planned. Oh well, wish me luck, see you all next time!