*wakes up* Ah, what a wonderful Wedn-WAIT.
WHO WON THE  ELECTION. *runs to computer*
O-O

Oh.

WELP, OFF I GOOOOOO*casually moves to Canada*

Also, have story

Trumpty Dumpty built a great wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
None of the horses and none of the men
Cared enough to put him together again.