[68] That's how the mafia works

Evening. The bank was coming to closing hours of its operation, but their operation was just getting started.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Shin fired a series of gun shot, with his rifle pointing towards the ceiling.
Everyone in the bank froze and just stared at them.

"Tis a*(&*(&*)(()*()..." Loren said with a muffled voice through his ski mask.

Realizing no one could hear him, he ripped off his masked and screamed:

"THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY! Now place the mullah in the bag, or else there will be bodies pilling all over the place tonight!"

"Sir, the only currency we have right now, is Robux." One of the banking consultants said.

"We will take whatever there is! Now make the mullah start coming!" Loren clenched his teeth. "And don't you dare call the popo! Or else Shin here will be blowing heads off!"

In the back, Shin came forward with a brown duffel bag. And soon enough, the bag was being loaded with robux.

"How much gold is this robux worth?" Loren asked.

"1 gold is worth about 80 robux at the moment..." the consultant replied.

"Huh..." Loren scratched his head for a moment. "I can't math, where is my Asian when you need him...Oh wait Shin! Help me do some math here!"

"How much robux is in this bag this moment?" Loren asked the banking consultant.

"1 million..."

"1 million..." Shin muttered with a deep voice. "12,500 gold."

"HOLY SHIT! WE'RE FKIN RICH NOW!" Loren said with excited clenched fist. "Man, robbing the bank is a great way to earn money! Do it a hundred more times and we will be millionaires!"

Loren paused, as a realization hit him:
"Wait, 100 more times? That's like a chore! If only the great master devil can give me the strength to rob 10 banks a day..." he shook his head.

All of a sudden the entire building shook, as cracks spread through the wall and dust was blooming everywhere.

"Dafuq is going on!?" Loren yelled.

"The place is going to collapse!" Shin exclaimed in a deep voice.

Out of survival instinct, the two ran outside the bank to get a better look of the situation:

Attached to the ceiling of the bank was several metal strings, which was all then attached to a helicopter. As the helicopter slowly ascended, the entire bank was being uprooted as well.

"Mother of the sweet devil lord of 3 nipples!" Loren cursed.

"That's one of the 4 dark lords..." Shin gulped. "Sam!"

Helpless and in awe. The two watched, as the laws of physics were dead completely, as Sam's helicopter picked up bank. Which looked like a small bird picking up an impossibly large rock.

"So that's what a level 100 Godfather looks is like huh?..." Loren commented, as he watch Sam's copter disappear into the horizon.

"That's how the mafia works." Shin added.

Q: Do you play mafia city?

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