I am gonna be completely honest with you, I'd rather have my womb ripped out from within me with my own two eyes open, then to have Johnny perform with me. It's not even the performing that's the problem...it's the damn rehearsals!

There was no way I, or any of my band mates for that matter, was gonna screw this gig up. Most people worked hard all their lives and still are not able to perform on a stage like that, and we are able to do so, so young! So there was no way in hell we were gonna allow anything to fuck this up.

If it wasn't for the fact that the song we were playing only required me and Sara to sing then we'd have a big problem. Usually me and David sang together, our vocals were awesome when mashed up, but a little while ago David had stopped singing because of nasty online comments accusing him of being gay and taunting him for it. Dave didn't ultimately give mind to the comments but Sara informed me that they had really been getting to him as of recent.

My poor little Davey, who in their right minds would ever think he was gay, just look at him! In all honestly accusing David of being gay was just like accusing Johnny of being the same. And how cliché is it to have a gay bestfriend?

All these thoughts raced through my mind as I paced my living room, waiting for Kevin and Wade to arrive. Logan was out again doing X-Men stuff, I honestly couldn't care less. At least my food supply wouldn't be at an all time low.

Ding dong!

I race to the door and threw it open, I am greeted by my smiling boyfriend and an in costume Deadpool.

"Hey sweety," I throw myself into Kevin's arms for a long deep kiss. He responded by holding me tight and kissing me back.

Kevin was an okay kisser, his skills were good and above average. But I am annoyingly reminded of the mind blowing kiss I had on my 18th Birthday. Was it wrong to wish Kevin could kiss better?

"I missed you." Kevin whispered in my ear, his small declaration had me smiling like a school girl.

Gah! What! Why am I just having reminders of Johnny flood my head!

"Please, save all sentiments till after I'm gone." Wade interrupted, walking in between us. "I don't like how you're rubbing off your perverseness onto my little Kevin. He is a virgin, you know."

"WAAADE!"

I laughed. It was no secret Kevin and are were...inexperienced. But that didn't matter in the slightest.

"And how are we doing today, Deadpool?" I asked Wade in a mocking tone.

"My movie just made 760.3 million USD in the box office, what do you think!?" he says hysterically happy as he walks over to my kitchen.

"Yeah, your movie was great." I told him.

"Huh?" Kevin asked.

"Not important sweety," I pat him on the head, leading him into the house and shutting the door behind us.

"You got anything to eat in this joint?" Wade says, already opening up my fridge.

I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that being an excellent cook was more of a curse then a blessing.

"I'm soon gonna start charging," I mumble, warning Wade and more so reminding myself.

"Where's the guard dog" Kevin ask, falling down onto my couch and picking up the remote.

"X-men stuff" I simply say.

"I really hope X-Men Apocalypse doesn't disappoint...like I really hope it doesn't suck balls." Wade says, walking into the living room with most of my food. Then completely changing topic, "Did you know they wanted me to be an X-Men?...or is it 'wanted me to be an X-Man?'" Wade internally debated with himself over the grammar.

"Yes," Kevin and I responded dully, cause we've heard what he said over a thousand times.

I sat next to Kevin on the couch and we snuggled close, playing and wiggling our noses against each other.

Aren't we just cute?

No, not really – Brain and Heart said together.

Okay, you two need to stop agreeing over everything, it's getting way beyond creepy!

"I cannot believe those Hogwarts wannabe thought they could trick and recruit me" he stuffs a bowl of rice in his mouth. "Delusional motherfuckers"

"Why exactly are you here," Kevin asked him mock politely. Despite being his brother you had to admit, Kevin had a lot to put up with in regards to Wade.

Hey! I'm a ray of fucking sunshine! Wade injects.

Look, Wade, you have a fucking movie already, why do you constantly need to beak the fourth wall in my own story!? You have your own!

What can I say, the writer seems to like me.

"Vick asked me to come over," Wade informed his little brother

Kevin gives me a look.

"I wanted him to reach out to the Fantastic Four in my place to contact Johnny for me cause of the concert thing" I inform Kevin. "That's why he's wearing his costume...I think."

I know it's wrong of me but I don't really make a habit of telling Kevin everything that goes on. It's just easier that way.

Easier or safer for me to handle? – Heart.

"Okay then, give him your message and let him be off." Kevin says, "I wanna be alone with my snuggly bear," he cradles his face into my neck.

"I am trying so hard not to throw up right now!" Wade yelled, getting up and leaving the couch. "You guys cuteness isn't even cute, it's just...wrong"

"Haters gonna hate" Kevin say smugly, then attacks me and nibbles my ear. I fight the onslaught of giggles.

"I'm gonna leave now to give your message, more to get outta here then to leave you two alone." Wade heads for the door. "I don't know why, but you two being together makes me feel like something is wrong in cosmic space. And also makes me feel like thousands of female eyes are angrily looking down upon us" he mumbles as he shuts the door.

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Several Days Later

I repeatedly slam my fists into the punching bag that now stood at the corner of my once gym now semi-office. The hammer I just recently used lay on my desk. No one was around today, I had the house all to myself, and it was glorious.

Sometimes all a girl needed was some silence, just some little peace and quiet and alone time.

Christmas and been a few days ago, it was a wonderful and sweet affair. Plus it was very lonely...well at first.

Everyone stayed at home with their families and friends, but towards the evening Sara and David came over to keep me company, despite David's mom's protests. We spent the evening exchanging gifts and staying indoors, but there was an underlying awkwardness in the air for which I did not know.

David was right, Sara had been acting extremely weird as of recent, but I could not for the life of me guess what was wrong. How can one girl be so moody, I mean, I should know. I've been the most moody person as of recently, I'm just waiting for Galactus to come down from the sky and give me my award.

Kevin had been unable to make it but it didn't worry me much. When you're in a relationship you done have to share every waking moment with the other person...right? I mean, not ever special occasion had to be shared...right?

I mildly, against my own will, remember last year's Christmas. Funny enough, it had also been a slightly awkward Christmas, I'd been with the FF a while but not long enough for us all to be buddy buddy. Although it was a wonderful day which also reminded me of the Christmas before that when my parents were alive and the three of us had gone to our secret hideout/getaway spot. Those were good times...

I heard something creak behind me, and my whole stance became rigid. The hairs on my body stood up ram rod straight, and my breathing became irregular as I tried to act normal and continue bunching the bag.

Someone else was in this room with me, how did they get in?

Omg, omg, omg, omg, omg!!

Calm down girl! Just remember everything your Dad and Steve taught you.

But everything Steve taught me was when I had my powers, I don't have them anymore! But what your dad taught you was before that, and you can use it to your advantage.

I hear the room floor board continue to creak, I ignore it and continue punching. Just keep calm, breathe, and think critically. What does the person in the room want from me? Money? Maybe the person is a crazy fan? If it was a fan I could talk to him, see what I could do to calm him down, and ask him how the hell he got in.

How am I even sure it's a guy? I don't know and I honestly do not care right now all I wanted was-

"Don't make any sudden movements" I hear the gruff, male voice, with the sudden feel of cold hard steel against the base of my head. "Make any sound and I'll blow your head off."

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Author's Note

I've finally come to accept that I might not be ending this story anytime soon, I might write up to a hundred chapters...and you know what? THAT'S OKAY!

I love all of you and I am not tired of messing with all y'all XD. Besides, we need to get to 100k reads and after that, we are going to 1M!

I can see it happen with the help of every single one of you! It's just too bad I might not be able to enter this story in the 2016 Watty Awards. Oh well, C'est la vie!

This chapter goes to Aravinus for her answer to my question in the last chapter. She wasn't 100% correct but she was reeeeally close. I'll ask the question again when I'm about to do the reveal but for this week's question: what do you think will happen to Vick. What do you predict will happen next? The first closest and or most correct comment gets the next chapter dedication! The more in-depth and explained your answer is the higher your chance of winning!

Please everyone don't forget to vote, comment and share like y'all always do! Makes my love grow stronger for you!

Side note: My YouTube channel is up and running and awesome! The name is "The Virtual Celebrity", you can check it out if you wanna hear my voice, I mainly talk about cartoons and stuff, but I love doing it.

Thank so much everyone and have a lovely day.

Lots of love from...

~Ya Gal Vicky<3